Chapter 1181 Free Flight
Chapter 1181 Free Flight
It has to be said that Miss Yuan had a particularly miserable day today. She was arrested several times by the police for robbery as soon as she entered the house, and was even paraded through the streets as a form of public humiliation.
After spending some money, they managed to hire a temporary worker, but he was a beggar. Not only were there no snacks left, but they were also arrested and paraded through the streets again by the police.
She lost face, her money, and even her snacks. Miss Yuan swore she hadn't caused any trouble today and had been as well-behaved as could be. She never expected this outcome.
This time, Chuanmei really ran into trouble. In order to avoid being arrested again, Miss Yuan pulled Chuanmei out of the resort area and then punched her at the door.
"Sister Yuan, calm down, calm down!"
"Yeah, it's not that bad!"
"Why are you arguing with him? He has a brainstem defect and can't even tell the difference between men and women!"
At the entrance of the resort, the class monitor and He Xiaoyue each held onto Miss Yuan's arms, while Lin Mo and the others tried to persuade her.
As for the Sichuan girl, she was kneeling on the ground, ruminating.
"My snacks, my snacks! I haven't even gotten my money's worth yet! He didn't leave me a single one! He's so mean!" Miss Yuan shouted, truly losing her temper this time.
These past two days have been a nightmare for her, with her constantly breaking down and making her feel terrible!
"Alright, Chuanzi, don't you know him? He's all talk and no action, always trying to find a partner, but have you ever seen him succeed?"
Zhang Wei at least has a process, but he's out of the running right away. You're taking back an ice cream, aren't you ashamed?" Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him.
The Sichuan girl had almost finished ruminating, and upon hearing this, she could only remain silent.
"Alright, since that's the case, let's not stay here any longer, let's head back!" the squad leader said.
Upon hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement. It wasn't right for them to keep being arrested and paraded through the streets by the police!
The six people and three cars slowly drove back, because Miss Yuan was in a bad mood, so she wasn't allowed to drive.
Soon, the group exited the outer ring road, and the speed of the car increased, with the three cars forming a long, single-file line.
But halfway through the journey, the car carrying Miss Yuan at the front turned on its brake lights and then slowly pulled over to the side of the road.
Seeing this, Lin Mo naturally followed suit, and soon all three cars pulled over to the side of the road.
"What's wrong, Sister Yuan?" Lin Mo asked, rolling down the car window.
The next second, Miss Yuan jumped out of the car and said excitedly, "Mo Zai, look, look!"
Lin Mo looked in the direction Miss Yuan was pointing and saw a grove of trees below the road, all lush and green: "What? Aren't these trees?"
"Bullshit, you don't understand. This is an elm tree, and elm seeds are edible right now. There are also poplar trees. I heard online that people in Northeast China eat poplar leaves, and they're quite expensive. Poplar leaves are 30 yuan a pound online, and elm seeds are 36 yuan a pound."
You know what, even though I'm a seasoned foodie, I've never tried these two things before. I have to give them a try.
"But then again, I suddenly have a brilliant idea that's risk-free and incredibly profitable!" Miss Yuan exclaimed excitedly.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo looked at the other person speechlessly and said calmly, "You're not suggesting that our risk-free and highly profitable plan involve picking leaves here and then selling them, are you?"
"Wow!! Mozi, when did you become so smart? You're amazing! You could even guess that?" Miss Yuan exclaimed in shock.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo's heart finally died. He closed his eyes and leaned back in his car seat.
Two minutes later, everyone got out of the car and lined up on the side of the road.
Lin Mo: "Sister Yuan, listen to me. I've never eaten poplar leaves, but I have eaten elm seeds. They're not as delicious as you think!"
Squad leader: "Yeah, Sister Yuan, what's there to eat with elm seeds?"
He Xiaoyue: "I've eaten poplar leaves before. You blanch them in hot water to remove the bitterness, then dip them in sauce. The taste isn't bad, but it's not exactly delicious either."
Director Wang: "Sister Yuan, every rural kid has eaten elm seeds before. Is there really such a big market for them?"
Sichuan girl: "Really? I've never had it before!" Everyone: →_→
Unfortunately, although Chuanmei's family wasn't extremely wealthy, their circumstances were still much better than the others.
If it weren't for Lin Mo's meteoric rise in his final year of college, and Chuan Mei's foray into self-media, he could have easily become a wealthy second-generation heir after graduation. Buying a car, a house, and getting married would have been a breeze. He could have lived off his parents for a few years, then inherited the family supermarket—a true winner in life. Of course, he'd never tasted this stuff.
"I don't care, I want to eat! Come on, let's go together. What if there are snakes? With you all with me, even if there are snakes, they might not bite me, hehe!" Miss Yuan laughed, and then took the lead off the road and headed straight for the woods.
Seeing this, the Sichuan girl standing nearby couldn't help but say, "Is this stuff really that expensive now? If it is, you could hire people to pick it, buy it for ten yuan a pound, and then sell it for thirty yuan. Wow, that's lucrative! That's more profitable than smuggling!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo and the others rolled their eyes in unison. The class monitor even said directly, "Then you go ahead and do it. You'll go bankrupt. If this stuff could really make big money, it would have been regulated long ago. Would it be your turn?"
He Xiaoyue chimed in, "Don't be fooled by the fact that it's sold online, and it's not cheap. Some people even buy it to eat. Even if you, Li Shiya, were to sell it through live streaming, you'd still lose money. You'd lose money much faster than you would in the stock market!"
The social atmosphere has become increasingly bizarre in the last two years. Some people eat corn leaves, and some eat corn cobs, which are usually fed to pigs.
Nowadays, people are starting to eat grass instead of taking medicine to maintain their health.
Unlike when they were kids, they ate things like locust flowers and elm seeds. Although they were eating grass, at least it was normal!
But they would never spend money to buy this thing; if they did, they would feel like they had a problem with their intelligence.
Nevertheless, they didn't stop and followed immediately.
Miss Yuan has already started eating, grabbing an elm branch and putting it in her mouth to eat.
"Hmm~ the taste is not bad, a bit sweet. Is there really no market for this? If it could sell, I'd buy a whole mountain and plant elm trees on it!" Miss Yuan asked while eating.
Hearing this, the group sighed in unison. Lin Mo said, "If you really want to give it a try, then go find Chuanzi. You two are kindred spirits in this humble world. If you work together, you can grow bigger and stronger, create new glories, and maybe even go public in three years!"
"So what? I think it's really worth it! The elm seeds taste pretty good. If we could lease a mountain, plant elm trees, and let tourists come and eat them, that would be great. It would save us the trouble of picking them. We could just charge admission and make it so easy. Elm seeds all-you-can-eat, hehe!" the Sichuan girl laughed.
The group ignored it, and for a while, only Miss Yuan and Chuanmei started eating elm seeds while the others watched.
Suddenly, at that moment, Chuanmei's expression changed drastically. She snatched the cigarette from Wang Chu's hand and ran away into the distance.
As he ran, he lit a cigarette. When he came to a ditch, he jumped high into the air. In mid-air, his pants were already down, revealing his white buttocks. Then, in an instant, he fell into the ditch. The whole process took only three seconds.
Because it was summer and the plants were lush, the girl from Sichuan disappeared as soon as she jumped down, and then everyone heard her groans.
"Ah~~~~"
For a moment, the remaining five people were dumbfounded and stood frozen in place.
"Is he here to take a dump?" Miss Yuan asked uncertainly, pointing in the direction of the Sichuan girl.
Director Wang: "If I'm not mistaken, it seems so!"
The class monitor and He Xiaoyue blushed, after all, everyone had just caught a glimpse of that stunningly white buttock!
Lin Mo, feeling a little guilty, didn't say anything, but he understood what was going on.
That's right, today is the third day of the spark treatment. The spark has appeared, and naturally, the side effects have started to emerge.
I thought the Sichuan girl would be caught off guard and end up with a hole in her pants, but I didn't expect him to react so quickly.
In just three seconds, he completed the actions of grabbing the cigarette, lighting it, hiding, and taking off his pants.
Of course, by the time he jumped into the air, three seconds had already passed. However, he had already taken his pants off by then. Although I didn't see it with my own eyes, it's certain that he was flying freely.
"Old Mo, get me some paper!" the Sichuan girl shouted from the ditch.
Everyone:
It's true what they say, you'll never know your true potential until you push yourself.
Sure enough, under the coercion of the man with a bag full of clenched fists, the Sichuan girl unleashed her potential. Her speed was so great that even Usain Bolt in his prime would have to avoid her.
(End of this chapter)
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