Bring the system to pretend

Chapter 447: The beating smile on your face is my eternal faith in Ling Chen...

With the warm encouragement from Ling Chen and everyone present, the girl wearing glasses escaped from the hopeless world and once again felt the beauty of the world.

In order to express condolences to the girl wearing glasses, Xu Zihan paid her medical expenses directly, which won a lot of applause from millions of fans.

Regarding this, Ling Chen's mission was also over, and after talking to the fans again, he hung up the phone.

After pretending to be coercive, leave, to hide merit and fame——Ling Chen's pretentious quotations!

At the same time, the live broadcast was watched by tens of thousands of netizens, and the Internet in Jinling City almost exploded. For a while, the headlines were all 'God-level prophet Mr. Ling', 'Mr. Not too cold', 'Three years of college entrance examination and two years of Mr. Ling'.

"My mother fell on the train track, and she was about to be hit in a few seconds. I didn't help me, so I just took Mr. Ling's chicken soup for the soul."

"After hearing Mr. Ling's words, my backhand is a crow flying a plane, a tiger claw eating pudding, a forehand a ponytail flicking a goshawk, a mouse walking a ditch, and finally a set of an old lady getting under the bed and a shrimp playing basketball. !"

"When I saw this ending, the gas in my house was leaking, hey, I didn't panic at all, let's light a cigarette first!

Ouch, it's on fire, run?If it doesn't exist, I'll lie on the bed with my backhand and sleep with him first, and see what the gas tank says!

What?Gas tank going to explode?It's okay, I just deliberately seduced it, but I didn't expect the gas tank to come, wow, I feel very uncomfortable this time, what should I do at this time?We use reverse thinking!

Let's hit the gas tank with a hammer again, hey, this is very comfortable, wow, the gas tank exploded, it's okay, this wave is not bad, I bought insurance, you know what I mean? "

"Who tm likes Mr. Ling, I curse who, tripped by gold when walking, got a diamond in the shoe, got full marks in the exam, the boy was confessed by the goddess, the girl was pushed by the male god, the onmyoji ssr again and again, fate is not good Shipwreck, League of Legends kills five times a day, Glory of Kings draws Wu Zetian once!”

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Naturally, Ling Chen didn't know about the comments on the Internet. At this time, he took a shower, ate supper, and felt very happy.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a chicken soup for the soul. You will be rewarded with [-] pretense points (total minus [-]). ps: Sitting alone in a pretense chair, holding a pretense pen in your hand, looking at the pretense moon, writing a pretense Believe, every sentence pretends to be forced, and every drop pretends to make tears.

Host, please come on, only pretending to be dissatisfied can have social development, no matter how long the road is, without pretending, it is just a process! "

"Don't be obsessed with me, it's just handsome, and it has nothing to do with me. If you really want to pursue it, it may be my great temperament. No, there should be a head full of wisdom. That's right, that's it. I adore myself so much!"

"Please don't use your excretory organs to talk to me, it's very rude, thank you!"

Ling Chen: "..."

In ancient times, there was Wu Gang cutting down trees, but now there are Erha Ri trees, come here, let us release the 82-year-old purebred Erha!

After taking a bite of supper, Ling Chen felt that something was wrong, and when he looked up, as expected, a pair of detective eyes were staring straight at him.

"What are you doing?" Looking at Chu Yun's strange face, Ling Chen subconsciously clamped his legs, and looked defensive: "Don't mess around, uncle has a whip!"

"Who is messing around, tell me honestly, are you an alien?" Chu Yun gave Ling Chen a white look, and asked fiercely.

"Aliens? Damn, you watch too much TV. If I were an alien, I would have taken your clothes away by now and had some friction instead of eating supper here, OK?"

"Boom!"

As soon as the words came, a powder fist hit Ling Chen's head fiercely, and when he looked head-on, it was Chu Yun's blushing face.

"Ling Chen, I really don't know how you, a pervert, can play such beautiful tunes and say such philosophical words."

"That's not easy, of course it's because of my handsomeness... Wait, what the hell, are you scolding me?"

"I didn't scold you, you pervert!"

Ling Chen: "..."

Is it because my IQ is not enough, or are you making a detour?

"Tell me quickly, how did you know that girl wanted to commit suicide?" Chu Yun asked curiously.

"This... don't stand still, sit on my whip, and I will tell you slowly."

"Sit down, let's talk."

"This is not a whip, if my 'whip' is not a 'edge'!"

Chu Yun was stunned for a moment, seeing Ling Chen's wretched smile, she blushed immediately after realizing it, and kicked him.

"Ling Chen, you are becoming more and more perverted!"

"Wow, you're a real banana peel, didn't you see that I was teasing you, oh my old waist..." Ling Chen got up from the ground in pain, feeling that his kidneys were shifting a bit.

All the mushrooms were cool, why did they suddenly go crazy?

It doesn't matter if I'm crazy, the Kidney Snatching Foot is too strong, even my body, which is strong enough to withstand a full-strength blow from an early-level warrior, will inevitably be severely injured.

There are various indications that this Gu Liang must have bribed the author with red envelopes.

Ma Dan, the author is such a beast, he doesn't even want to be chaste for a little money, and he can only use my millet to kill the gods for thousands of miles to get his chastity!

Looking at Ling Chen's disheveled face, Chu Yun couldn't help but smile, looked around Ling Chen carefully, and landed on his hair: "I don't even wash my hair, I'm too lazy to die, come here, my lady tonight Let me blow your hair and show off Miss Ben's blowing skills."

Saying that, before Ling Chen could speak, Chu Yun picked up a hair dryer, walked to the sofa, and motioned for Ling Chen to come over.

"Uh... I really like wet hair, so I don't want to blow it." Seeing Chu Yun's sudden kindness, Ling Chen immediately shook his head, showing courtesy for nothing, adultery or robbery!

"I'll count to three, hurry up and let me blow it for you, otherwise, I'll make you wet all night!" Chu Yun stared at Ling Chen, threatening.

Seeing Chu Yun's resolute appearance, Ling Chen hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, let you play, but slow down, don't blow it badly."

"Got it." Chu Yun nodded casually, just about to blow-dry her hair, but she frowned when she saw the long hair, then her eyes lit up, and she said with a smile: "How about I cut your hair for you? "

"You know how to cut hair?" Ling Chen was taken aback.

Chu Yun said confidently: "Of course, Miss Ben skipped class behind my dad's back to learn haircutting. She didn't read much, but her haircutting skills are quite good."

"Oh, then there must have been many barbershops vying for you to do things?"

"No."

"What?"

"Because the first time I cut my hair, I helped someone cut their head bald."

The corners of Ling Chen's eyes twitched, and he suddenly had a bad premonition: "You won't cut me into a bald head, will you?"

"Oh, that was just to tease you. How could I cut someone bald? Back then, I just cut him bald. It's far from bald."

"..."

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With apprehension, after 15 minutes, Ling Chen breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, with her indomitable spirit of reminding every three seconds and screaming every five seconds, Chu Yun didn't cut herself crooked after all.

"I didn't expect you to be quite handsome after a haircut." Looking at Ling Chen in the mirror, Chu Yun praised without hesitation.

Ling Chen waved his hand and said modestly, "Thank you, thank you."

Handsome and hair are not important, because, I take the route of charm!

What is the meaning of handsome?

Please look at my face!

After cutting her hair, Chu Yun checked the time, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening, she chatted with Ling Chen again, and then went upstairs to rest.

Halfway through, Chu Yun suddenly stopped, turned her head, looked at Ling Chen, thought for a long time, and finally asked, "Ling Chen, what does the girl you like look like?"

Suddenly being asked this question, Ling Chen was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "The girl I like is a peerless beauty, she has flowing long hair, watery eyes, cute and cute bangs, smooth and pink Tender lips, slender and soft body... One day, she will wear a long white dress and ten-centimeter high heels, and say she is willing to marry me in a scene that attracts everyone's attention."

While Ling Chen was talking, Chu Yun was measuring herself according to his standards, and after listening, she asked a little nervously: "Then...then do you have a girl in mind now?"

"Yes!" Ling Chen nodded without hesitation.

Chu Yun's breathing was a little short: "It's... who is it?"

"It's not you..."

"This... so..." Chu Yun's eyes turned red for some reason, and she wanted to cry.

"It's not you... who else?"

Chu Yun was immediately distracted by Ling Chen's turning point, stomped her feet fiercely, and said angrily: "You bastard, you're playing a big adventure again, aren't you?"

"No, I chose to tell the truth. If you are willing, in the future, I will carry you through the wheat fields in my hometown, go to a shallow well to catch crayfish, sit in the fields, and watch the sunset. Wind, frost, rain, snow and snow fall into the underworld!"

This time, there was no ridicule on Ling Chen's face, only a pair of firm eyes and a serious face.

Chu Yun's tender body shook, and the corners of her eyes were inexplicably moist, but it was well concealed.

"Stupid pig, it's already eleven o'clock, and you're still talking stupid things here, go to bed quickly, remember to get up early and make breakfast tomorrow."

After speaking, Chu Yun turned around and walked upstairs.

Looking at Chu Yun's back, Ling Chen smiled.

Because, he saw the happy smile on Chu Yun's face the moment she turned around.

A future without you is not the future I want.

The beating smile on your face is my eternal belief in Ling Chen in this life!