Farmhouse Senda

Chapter 541 The news of the competition is going to be big

Chapter 541 The news of the competition is going to be big

After Li Qingyun studied the water monkey, he felt that apart from being strong in the water, it didn't have any strange powers, and the only trace of fear disappeared.

After leaving the small space, I saw Shuangxi was too tired to shout in the river, and the villagers didn't like him very much.Seeing that it was getting dark, everyone called him to go ashore, don't be dragged into the bottom of the water by a water monkey, there is no way to save him.

Shuangxi was also afraid, no matter whether the people on the shore mocked or sneered, they didn't get Li Qingyun down, she felt a failure in her heart, and swimming in the water was very boring.

The sun was setting towards the west, and he didn't have the energy to hold on in the water. After trembling ashore, he shouted angrily to Li Qingyun: "It's fine if you don't dare to go into the water today. Tomorrow everyone will come to search for water monkeys. Do you dare?" Challenge me to see who can find the water monkey first and catch it?"

"It's just you? Don't be dragged into the water by the water monkey and drown. Your wife will cry and make trouble with me again. The fathers and men are watching here. You provoke me again and again. If I don't agree to you, It seems that I am afraid of you. Then go into the water here tomorrow morning, and try your underwater skills." Li Qingyun didn't want to talk to this guy at first, but he looked like he was fighting chicken blood, and he had to find fault with himself. If he didn't agree, then It would be too embarrassing.

Everyone thought that Double Happiness was too much, and that the Ni Bodhisattva was still a bit angry, but he actually insisted on dragging Li Qingyun into the water to catch the water monkey. Is your dead life better than that of Fuwa?He is the richest man in the town, he has a beautiful wife... and that beautiful concubine, is he worthy of being compared with you?

Although Li Qingyun agreed, some people still scolded Shuangxi for being ignorant, and some persuaded Li Qingyun not to talk to Shuangxi, there was no need to argue with such a person.

But the rules in the village are relatively simple. If you agree to the competition, you must fulfill the contract. If anyone breaks the contract, he will definitely be laughed at by the villagers for a lifetime. No matter how rich he is, he will not be able to hold his head up.

Li Dazui laughed loudly, as if he intended to spread the competition, saying that after breakfast tomorrow, everyone must come here.No matter whether you can catch the water monkey or not, you should at least watch the competition between Li Qingyun and Li Shuangxi in the river.

When Li Qingyun returned to the villa, he didn't want to tell his wife about the competition, because he felt that such a trivial matter was too boring. With his ability, he could torture Li Shuangxi ten thousand times without hurting a single hair.

But the bad friend Li Yuncong heard the news from nowhere, so he rushed back from the town, and as soon as he entered the small courtyard of the villa, he yelled, "Brother Fuwa, I heard that you and Shuangxi will go down the river tomorrow to compete in catching water monkeys? You don't want to die, this kind of thing is no different from suicide, how dare you take this as a competition?"

Li Qingyun was picking vegetables with his wife and sister-in-law in the living room, when he heard Li Yuncong shouting, he felt like he wanted to sew his mouth shut.

"What are you kidding me about, a little shit in the village, how can you, Director Li, care about it?" Li Qingyun didn't want him to mention this again, and deliberately made fun of him pretending to be the deputy director.

Li Yuncong was not ashamed, but rather proud. When he heard his friend call him director Li, he immediately said happily: "Haha, I'm the deputy director, and I'm a little short of the position of director. What, sister-in-law, you are picking vegetables Ah, what's for dinner? I have two bottles of good wine in my motorcycle, so we can have a table together. Oh, you still have guests at home, who is this beauty? Where did she come from?"

"I want you to care, Li Datou, you have only been a policeman for a few days, and you have to start shaking. Auntie can come from wherever she wants, and she wants to check the household registration at home?" Yang Yudie's jaw was raised, She gave him a hard look, and sat on the sofa without moving her butt at all.

"Yeah? How do you know my nickname? Are we familiar?" Li Yuncong was stunned by Yang Yudie's scolding, and he couldn't remember who she was for a long time.

"You're blind, aren't you? You can't even recognize your aunt? You forgot who kicked you into the river that year?" Yang Yudie took the initiative to report the achievements of the year, and continued to hold her little chin high. Complacent.

Li Yuncong's eyeballs almost popped out, and he exclaimed, "Ah? It's you, tomboy... Ge Laozi, how did you change, change, become so...beautiful? You can't change so much even if you are a female college student. ? Did you go for plastic surgery?"

Hearing others praise her beauty, although the tone was not very good and the language was not very clean, Yang Yudie was still very happy and laughed excitedly: "Auntie is beautiful, right? Did you suddenly feel that it was an honor for me to beat you up when I was young? "

"It's an honor, an absolute honor. My aunt, we haven't seen each other for a long time. When did you come, why don't you say hello to me. Brother Fuwa, you are so unjust. With such a beautiful sister-in-law, you actually Hide it and don't tell me..." Li Yuncong yelled aggrievedly.

Li Qingyun waved his hand contemptuously, and said disdainfully: "You bastard's eyes are all about that Narcissus who was filming at the foot of the mountain. He hasn't been to my place for more than half a year. Why should I tell you? I attended a banquet the day before yesterday. When the factory opened, they didn’t stop at my house.”

"Brother, in your eyes, I am the image of a villain who succeeds? Brother, you have wronged me too much... I was too busy with work, and I only wanted to achieve the goal we discussed. There is a good saying , Why do you call a policeman who doesn’t want to be the director of the department a bad policeman? I will become the director of the department in the future, and if you want anything, I will settle it for you..."

"Okay, stop, you haven't become a regular yet, and you're talking corruptly. If you really come to power in the future, then it's okay. If you want to eat, help pick vegetables. Don't tell me those 'fake big empty' The bureaucratic clichés are useless here."

Li Yuncong was so beaten here that he lost his temper, so he could only sit on the sofa picking vegetables resentfully, and at the same time glanced at Yang Yudie, as if he wanted to find evidence of her plastic surgery.

"A certain high myopia patient, have you seen enough? Look at the old lady who will charge you! What kind of vegetables did you pick? You didn't see such a big worm eye on the beans? Go, go, don't get in the way here, go and get rid of it. Take out the good wine in your motorcycle, if the wine is not of high quality, don’t even think about eating here tonight.” Maybe it’s because she was used to playing around when she was a child, but Yang Yudie was very fond of this little friend who had been following her brother-in-law’s ass all the time. But there is no less bullying, and now the habit is hard to change, and the attitude of bossing around is very domineering.

Yang Yunu couldn't listen anymore, and persuaded: "Sister, pay attention to your attitude when you speak, no matter what, Datou is now the leader of the town. It's a bit outrageous for you to rush him to the North Pole with one word."

"It's like words, like words, it's not outrageous... Haha, I like Yudie's aura of scolding me. It's exactly the same as when I was a child. If I change my attitude, I may not be used to it. You guys talk first, I'll get the wine, Jian Nanchun , that wine is not bad, there are hundreds of bottles." Li Yuncong smiled flatteringly, and hurriedly ran out to get the wine.

After Li Yuncong went out, my sister-in-law Yang Yudie stared at Li Qingyun curiously, looked at Li Qingyun for a long time, and said, "Brother-in-law, when you grow up, you look even more disabled, why are you more handsome than when you were young? I have always felt that if you become disabled when you grow up, my sister will definitely not like you like a nympho anymore."

Yang Yunu widened her eyes and said angrily: "Sister Yao, did you say that about your sister? You don't understand the relationship between me and your brother-in-law! You make it sound like I'm a super face control like you? I solemnly warn You, if you..."

"Hehehe, sister, I was wrong... the relationship between you and brother-in-law... well, anyway, I saved your gentleman's belly with a villainous heart. Sigh, if it wasn't for helping you vent your anger, I wouldn't I have fallen to the point where I am hated by others, my brother-in-law has not paid much attention to me for the past few days...and deliberately threatened me with a snake..." Yang Yudie complained when talking about sad things.

Li Qingyun was dumbfounded when he heard that, the level of this little sister-in-law was higher than he imagined.Forget it, stop talking to her, and go to the kitchen by yourself.But I was also secretly glad that it was because of her cross that everyone seemed to forget to ask him about going into the water to catch the water monkey.

But he was not happy for long, when Li Yuncong brought back the two bottles of wine and quarreled with Yang Yudie again, his wife Yang Yunu came in and washed the picked vegetables in the pool.

"What's the competition with Double Happiness? Catch the water monkey? Have you forgotten what I told you last time? No matter how great your skills are, it's on land. If you meet a water monkey in the water, who knows what will happen?" Yang As Yu Nu spoke, her eye circles turned red.

Li Qingyun didn't expect his wife to be so concerned about this matter, so he quickly comforted him: "Don't cry, there is really no danger. No matter how strong the water monkey is, can it compare to me? Have you forgotten how powerful I am? Hehe, others don't know, you Don’t you know? I have a single finger, and I have the strength of a thousand catties. Don’t you often scold me, calling me a humanoid monster?”

"I hate it! People tell you serious things, but you still have the mood to joke?" Yang Yunu remembered the embarrassing thing, and was interrupted by Li Qingyun's sad and sad atmosphere. With a puff, his sad face broke, "Since you have In front of the whole village, I made a bet with Shuangxi, so I know I can't persuade you. But I have to go tomorrow, if you are in any danger, I will jump down and die with you Do you dare to do something dangerous?"

Li Qingyun couldn't deal with his wife's tenderness and grievances, so he had no choice but to persuade him, saying that he was very powerful and that nothing would happen. He even said that the water monkey was an otter, because some people had made similar speculations on the Internet, but there was no evidence.

This meal was extremely lively, and because of the presence of my sister-in-law and Li Yuncong, it was difficult to live in peace for a while.Fortunately, after Li Yuncong finished his meal, he had to go back to the town police station to be on duty, and Yang Yudie had finished talking about beating him, so he had no interest in Li Yuncong for a while.

But when Li Yuncong left, he said that tomorrow morning, he would go to the village to watch everyone catch water monkeys, and the police would send people over. It was really dangerous, and the guns in their hands were not vegetarians.

Li Qingyun grinned, in the water, your gun can't be accurate, it's really dangerous, even if you run out of bullets, you won't be able to kill the water monkey.But after a while he came to his senses, this is a small matter in the village, why does it feel like it's going to be a big deal?Will the tourists who come here tomorrow join the ranks of onlookers?

(End of this chapter)