Chapter 63 Battery Thunderstorm King
Chapter 63 Battery Thunderstorm King
The marriage certificate application process was very smooth; the staff came to my home and it was all done in less than 30 minutes.
Xiaoxue excitedly clutched her marriage certificate: "You found a partner so quickly!"
Zhou Zheng put the red marriage certificate into his storage ring: "I'm a homebody, and you're a homebody, let's make a couple in a couple of days. But don't tell your dad yet, I'm afraid he'll be furious."
Both of them are homebodies and share the same gaming interests, so it's hard for them not to get along.
Xiaoxue hurriedly put the red marriage certificate into her waist bag: "It's a gift."
Zhou Zheng took out six coins and began to divine: "Let's see if this trip will be auspicious or inauspicious."
[Great Evil]
Xiaoxue leaned closer: "Brother Zhou, is this a very bad omen?"
Zhou Zheng: "...That's strange, why do I always have such bad luck?" Is it that the fate of geniuses is always full of hardships?
Zhou Zheng stroked his chin, pondering a solution: "Theoretically speaking, the divination shouldn't be this ominous after my combat strength increases; it should have changed. Let me think... it must be because I didn't have time to draw the talisman this morning."
Zhou Zheng added the factor of drawing talismans to the calculation.
[Great Evil]
Zhou Zheng raised an eyebrow: "Drawing talismans isn't enough? Interesting. Looks like we need to upgrade the equipment."
After only a moment's thought, Zhou Zheng came up with a solution: "Tang Ying, go find me a battery from an electric scooter."
Tang Ying was surprised, but still picked up the walkie-talkie from her coat pocket and gave the order.
A short while later, armed security personnel brought in a battery and placed it on the ground.
Zhou Zheng put the battery on the table, then took out a special wolf-hair brush used for drawing talismans and began to write and draw on the battery.
Liu Zhen exclaimed, "Genius! Who are you trying to kill with this?"
When you think that the homework book talisman is already incredibly powerful, seeing Zhou Zheng making a battery-powered thunderstorm bomb on the spot only makes you think it's even more incredible.
This is obviously several times more powerful than the homework book talisman. You have to understand that last time Zhou Zheng didn't awaken his lightning spiritual root, nor did he cultivate his technique to the late stage of Qi Refining, and he didn't have the Thunder Dragon Robe.
While drawing simple array patterns to help stabilize the connection of the talisman's effect, Zhou Zheng said, "This is much better than a workbook. With a workbook, I have to consider adding weight or inputting spiritual power to harden it. With this, I just need to throw it with great force, but the blast radius and power are a problem."
The problem here refers to the risk of accidentally blowing yourself and your teammates up. The last experience is still fresh in my mind.
Xuan Yizi was both amused and exasperated: "Master Zhou, are we going to have to rely on Immortal Liu to solve the problem of the blast wave again this time?"
Liu Zhen chuckled: "I'm happy to shield you, but you have to figure out a way to cure yourself. Don't keep pushing yourself to the brink of death like this."
This kid is more than capable in combat, but his defensive abilities are far from sufficient.
Zhou Zheng didn't even look up: "Didn't you give me the Thunder Dragon Robe?"
Liu Zhen: "You also know that it's called Lei Longyi, not Donghuang Zhong."
Zhou Zheng waved his hand: "Hey, Brother Liu, you can block it if you want. At worst, you guys run far away, and I'll throw it myself. I'll cover myself in Vajra Talismans!"
Liu Zhen quickly calculated and said, "That works too. If you cover yourself with Vajra Talismans, Protective Talismans, Peace Talismans, and Rejuvenation Talismans, you can withstand a wave of attacks, at least you won't die. With your recovery ability, as long as you're not fatally injured, it'll be fine."
Zhou Zheng: "Xiaoxue, call Xu Fan and tell him to come meet us around 3 PM."
Xiaoxue: "Okay, okay."
Zhou Zheng kept quiet and began to focus on making the Battery Thunderstorm King.
Opening one's mouth dissipates one's spirit.
Closing your mouth makes it easier to concentrate your energy and spirit.
Time flies when you're engrossed in creating art.
When Zhou Zheng finally picked up the wolf-hair brush with satisfaction, he noticed that it was already past three o'clock, and Xu Fan was sitting obediently and upright on the sofa opposite him.
Zhou Zheng didn't have time to greet Xu Fan, staring at the battery-powered Thunderstorm King Bomb in front of him for appraisal.
[Name: Unnamed]
[Effect: The minimum damage of a single Five Thunder Talisman is 154.7 points. The maximum damage needs to take into account the synergy between the quantity and quality of the talismans. This is a battery-powered thunderstorm bomb with 24 Five Thunder Talismans drawn. Considering its own buffs, the minimum damage is 5940.5 points. Please calculate based on actual factors in actual combat.]
[Introduction: Lei Fafu Xiu Zhou Zheng possesses super intelligence and super strength, but whenever he encounters a crisis, his super intelligence tells him that it's time to use his super strength—remember not to use the Thunder Stone and the Evil-Slaying Dragon Sword to amplify it, unless you want to unleash a terrifying thunderstorm.]
Zhou Zheng was satisfied with the name. As for whether or not to use Thunderstone and the Demon-Slaying Dragon Sword for amplification... it's best to avoid using them if possible, but if it's absolutely necessary, then you should be prepared.
[Named: Battery Thunderstorm King]
[Note: Evil spirits, please don't run away from me! I'll steal your electric scooter and blow you up!]
Zhou Zheng raised his hand and divined again: "Let me see if this is a very bad omen."
[Ominous (↓)]
Zhou Zheng: "Huh? It can only be reduced to 'fierce' at most? Why is that? Did I not make enough 'battery thunderbolts'?"
Liu Zhen was both amused and exasperated: "You've dragged yourself into so many things, do you really think you can turn yourself into a lucky charm?"
Zhou Zheng felt a little regretful: "Since I started cultivating immortality, the only time I got a very auspicious divination was the day I brought Xiaoxue with me."
Since then, there have been no more auspicious divination results.
Zhou Zheng looked up at Xu Fan, who was sitting upright, and said, "Good afternoon."
Xu Fan said with a straight face, "Good afternoon, Brother Zhou."
Zhou Zheng looked at the description of the entry in his status bar.
[Xu Fan (hesitating)]
Zhou Zheng: "Just say what's on your mind, don't keep things to yourself."
Xu Fan hurriedly said, "Brother Zhou, does my sister have to do three good deeds every day? She's not feeling well right now, and she gets tired after doing three good deeds. I'm afraid it won't be good for her in the long run."
It's not good for my wallet either.
Zhou Zheng was slightly surprised. He consulted the oracle to see what Xu Xiaoye had done, and then laughed and cried at the same time: "If you can't push the cart, then don't. Why did you hurt your arm? You two siblings are really honest people. You're so straightforward right from the start, and you don't even know how to proceed step by step."
Xu Xiaoye helped an old lady selling vegetables push her cart and sell the vegetables, injuring her arm in the process. She essentially took a calamity for the old lady; if it weren't for the talisman protecting her, the injury would have been far more serious than just a push.
In a way, their kindness indirectly extended the old lady's life and averted a disaster.
Xu Fan looked at Zhou Zheng expectantly: "I don't understand the implications of this, Brother Zhou. My sister took all my savings and donated them to an orphanage, and bought clothes, snacks, comics, and stuff... Is that right?"
My sister's fate has been defied, but there's a price to pay. At this rate, we don't know when she'll ever pay off her karmic debts, and our family's savings will soon be depleted.
The family relied solely on my income to make ends meet, with my younger sister supplementing the income by making handicrafts and doing live streams. We had to stretch every penny, barely enough to get by. Now, the family's savings are dwindling to just enough to eat.
I know I have to repay my karmic debts, but I just can't keep up with the speed at which I have to pay them back!
Zhou Zheng was both amused and exasperated: "Alright, alright, take care of yourselves first before doing good deeds. If you two take care of yourselves first, it will be considered as taking care of two poor people and doing good deeds."
Others' suffering is suffering, and your suffering is suffering too. I've said it before, you should get better first before taking care of others. Your sister... well, your sister might be a little excited about recovering.”
The divination indicates that the brother and sister's savings are now depleted, proving that Xu Xiaoye is indeed sincere in her work and has personally taken action.
Xu Fan, with tears in his eyes, said, "I understand. I'll try to persuade her when I get back. It's not that I don't support her; I just feel so sorry for her."
I also feel sorry for my wallet. I've finally managed to save up some money over the years, and it's all gone in a single day.
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