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Chapter 106

Human beings all over the world have a common characteristic.

No matter how friendly and loving you are at ordinary times, once you quarrel, you will subconsciously say the cruelest words.

These words are not necessarily vicious, but they must be the most chilling.

If you are not cold hearted, it can only show that the quarrel is not fierce enough, the two sides are not angry enough and don't want to really break up.

In this case, we will rack our brains to find out the other party's less fatal shortcomings.

This shortcoming can be smoking, turning over when sleeping, or even urinating one day two years ago and forgetting to flush the toilet.

In short, no matter how trivial, even if Chen sesame and rotten millet decades ago, once picked up by the other party, they can become soldiers and become the "murder weapon" of language attack.

Today, Gu Xiaoyan's family had two people fighting with murder weapons all morning.

The reason is that Gu Dabao, Gu Xiaoyan's father, will go abroad with his leaders for a month next week.

This means that Gu Dabao will definitely not come back on New Year's day.

In addition, January 2 was Gu Xiaoyan's 17th birthday. The family had long planned to fly to Disney on New Year's day.

If you take out only one, Gu Xiaoyan's mother will only complain.

But a piece of new year's day and birthday lit the fuse at once, and the woman's broken thoughts in the kitchen continued to the table.

Instead of apologizing, the man tried to fight the cold war with a black face.

So the woman thought more and more angry after dinner. As soon as she threw away the dishcloth, she gave her apron and dishes and chopsticks to her daughter, so she went to the study to "directional blasting" the man.

I learned physics in junior high school. The action of force is mutual, which even Li Chi knows.

When the impact force caused by directional blasting acts on the man, the man stands up as soon as he drops the mouse and applies a reaction force to the woman.

So the woman completely abandoned her usual calm, grabbed her hair and roared:

"Gu Dabao! I see Dabao on TV every day! It's nice of you that people disappear every important day! "

"Will you calm down? I don't want to spend the new year at home on New Year's day? I don't want to give my daughter the last minor birthday? "

Gu Dabao patted his palm and repeatedly asked questions, splashing saliva and stars, which made the other party more dissatisfied and directly entered the favorite link of turning over old accounts:

"How many times? Last year, my mother's 70th birthday, you went on business. This year, my father's 70th birthday, and you can't leave the Wine Bureau. What do you think of my parents? "

"Then we'll all hit it! What can I do? "

"What can you do?"

As soon as the voice fell, it attracted a string of sneers, as if waiting for his words:

"Even if you can't go on a business trip, it's up to you if the wine bureau can't go on a business trip. You can't push it off now?"

Mother Gu seemed to see through everything. Her sharp eyes narrowed into a line, and her fingertips were about to pierce father Gu's nose:

"Who doesn't know what you units like go abroad for investigation? It's all public tourism, eating, drinking and having fun. Maybe... Maybe you still 'learn a foreign language' in the hotel every day!"

Gu Dabao shrunk and closed the study door:

"Shh! Sun Fenfen, what are you talking about? "

"Hehe, I'm afraid my daughter will hear it now?"

"Bah! Shit, learning a foreign language, why do you pollute people's innocence?! "

"What's wrong without you?"

Sun Fenfen held her head high and the muscles on both sides of her nose began to twitch.

It seems that this is right. The old man is really

The abacus in sun Fenfen's heart is popping. Her husband has been studying abroad for a month every time. Now foreign languages must pass CET-8!

Sun Fenfen's heart suddenly cooled half.

According to this idea, if you still "learn a foreign language" when you go abroad, how can you not "learn a Chinese language" when you travel so frequently at home?

"One five ten, fifteen twenty..."

She also calculated that the number of times her husband had "learned Mandarin" over the years was even worse. She could recite the three hundred poems of the Tang Dynasty!

There are 300 Tang poems inside and professional level 8 outside.

Sun Fenfen immediately began to cry:

"Gu Dabao! Good, you seasoned fake foreign devil! "

“？？？”

This quarrel gradually became dark, and soon ran to the topic of divorce.

"Don't touch me! Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate tomorrow! "

"Just pull!"

Husbands are also temperamental:

"Say I don't see Gu Dabao every day. You sun Fenfen knows to leave. If you leave, you will be afraid of who."

The movement of two people in the study made Gu Xiaoyan in the kitchen helpless.

It's common for her to know her parents too well. She knows that the more hysterical two people are, the less serious things will be, so she doesn't bother to intervene.

After silently washing dishes and chopsticks, Gu Xiaoyan carefully cleaned up the stove before slowly knocking on the study:

"Dad, mom, are you ready?"

"Xiao Yan! Tell me about it. "

When they met Gu Xiaoyan, they both reached out at the same time. Finally, their mother, who was standing at the door of the study, got the month first and pulled her daughter to stand in line:

"Tell me about your father. He's going abroad again..."

"Oh, mom, don't embarrass my father. Look how hard he is this year..."

Gu Dabao was delighted with sun Fenfen's reverse solicitation:

"Listen, what is a small cotton padded jacket!"

"Dad, you are also stubborn. Don't put on a bad face when you eat. It's all right to say two good words..."

Just like Lin Xiaoxian? Every time he was unhappy, he would coax him. Listening to him say something in his ear that made his childhood blush gently, Gu Xiaoyan didn't have time to be coquettish. Where would he be willing to quarrel with him.

As the saying goes, children are always the most effective mediator when parents quarrel.

Although everyone knows the truth, the same words from her daughter's mouth should be convincing.

After only two sentences, sun Fenfen softened his tone:

"Daughter, it's mainly because he does it every time. This time, the agreed family Disney..."

"Mom, in fact, I'm not very interested in that thing."

"Not interested? I don't think many young people like it very much? "

"Those people are different from me."

"Really?"

"Really."

Those young people are in pairs. Gu Xiaoyan is not going alone with Lin Xiaoxian. Of course, he is not interested.

"Make up for yourself slowly. I have to go out this afternoon and take a bath first."

Gu Xiaoyan said and left. It's better to think about what kind of shower gel to use today than watching her parents play Tai Chi.

You can't use Jasmine anyway, because Su Yuan's shampoo is also jasmine.

You can't use gardenia.

Zhou Jia smells like gardenia. The hateful Lin Xiaoxian wears Jiajia's clothes.

Gu Xiaoyan took off her clothes in the bathroom and looked at a row of small bottles on the basin and slowly picked them up.

On Sun Fenfen's side, the two have entered the stage of peace talks, waiting for an apology and advice from one party.

"Fenfen, you see how much our daughter understands me. I didn't set the time for each business trip and investigation. Can you blame me for that? If you have to blame... You can only blame you for giving birth to your daughter on New Year's Day... "

Sun Fenfen took a breath and glared at him:

"Well, you Gu Dabao, do you throw the pot like this? I gave birth to her on New Year's day, so you tell me, which animal turned over the window in the middle of the night and sowed seeds on my mother that spring equinox! "

"This... Military merit badge does have half of me... Don't say this, I apologize! I apologize, okay? "

"Hum... No sincerity."

"Sincere! "Yes, yes..."

Gu Dabao has been in the system for a long time and is also a person who can climb along the pole. He quickly hugged his wife and whispered:

"I can take a break from this project tonight. There were two boxes left at home last year... What a waste if it expired..."

"Get away! Virtue... "

A charming middle-aged woman is like a ripe peach when she is shy and angry. The heavy fruit is shaky and shaking on the branches, as if to lure Gu Dabao to pick it.

"Finn, honey..."

When Gu Dabao began to sing, sun Fenfen tugged at him hard before interrupting the spell. He withdrew his amorous feelings and asked solemnly:

"Speaking of your project, if I remember correctly, your planning bureau should have been engaged in it for a year? Not yet? "

"It's still early. After all, it's to build a new landmark of Chengdu, so I really study abroad this time. The deputy director personally leads the team. If I push it, the position of the deputy director in the future..."

The latter doesn't say that sun Fenfen knows, so she won't really divorce her husband.

"In fact, if the project is handed over to those local design teams or state-owned enterprise design institutes, the efficiency will be much higher. The main designer who wins the bid this time is Mr. Su. He is the real fake foreign devil with the team who comes back from abroad!"

Sun Fenfen flattened her mouth as soon as she heard it.

"Which su? Su Dongpo's su? "

"Yes."

"That's no wonder. I found that the person surnamed Su really had a problem. Do you remember the last time I told you that Xiao Yan met Su Yuan's mother in the supermarket?"

"I don't quite remember. Tell me again..."

Gu Dabao said and started, and the relationship between the two soon became as good as ever.