Chapter 176
Chapter 176
"Meow!!!"
As soon as Lin Xiaoxian came home, he heard a scream of despair.
"Oh, baby, what's the matter? What's this?"
Lin Xiaoxian asked loudly while taking off his shoes. Then he remembered that there was no one at home. Mu Changqing and Lin Xiaoshu were still playing outside.
"Meow ~ ~"
Hearing the sound, Tuan Tuan rushed to Lin Xiaoxian.
It's like a cheating young woman jumping on her green husband.
Lin Xiaoxian's brain was short circuited, and a wonderful metaphor came out, and then comforted the faintly fried Tuan Tuan.
"Good, good..."
"Meow..."
"Don't be afraid, lovely little ghost pen..."
"Meow?"
Tuan Tuan suddenly looked up and looked at him with drooping eyelids. He didn't even explode, which made Lin Xiaoxian's heart cold.
Tut, it can't be wrong. This goods can definitely understand people's words
"Let me see what scares you..."
Without saying anything, a black light accompanied by a creaking sound passed through my sister's bedroom.
Lin Xiaoxian's feet stopped, his eyebrows wrinkled, and four big words floated to his mind:
Big! Black! Waste! Son?
Even in the old community, there has never been a mouse for so many years.
No, I don't know where the foreign mice came from, or how long ago they set up their nest. In case the house is full of children and grandchildren, it will be in trouble.
"Waste! Tom still has a fight against Jerry. Look at you! "
"Meow..."
Lin Xiaoxian scolded Tuan Tuan first. Tuan Tuan was wronged to death, but it was really waste. He began to rub his hairy little skull against Lin Xiaoxian's face.
"Meow ~ ~"
"Oh, you are so coquettish..."
Lin Xiaoxian began to think about whether to sterilize Tuan Tuan after all.
It's already like this without sterilization. After sterilization, don't you become a soft sister who is good for nothing but selling cute?
But cats, even if they become "soft girls", are better than people.
Before, Li Chi always liked to watch some "soft sister" videos on a certain sound.
Such as "dragon roar" and what kind of meat Lori or vegetable Lori.
In short, they are all of the same kind.
At that time, at school, Lin Xiaoxian took a look, uninstalled the software, and then looked at his deskmate and washed his eyes.
According to Lin Xiaoxian's aesthetics, it is also coquettish. The affectation towards the lens and the outward expression of feelings from the heart are two complete concepts.
One is disgusting and the other is warm.
......
"Squeak --"
Lin Xiaoxian imitates mice.
"Brother consumption, are you there? "Squeak?"
"Meow..."
Lin Xiaoxian didn't know if it was an illusion. He seemed to see Tuan Tuan lift his beard with a mocking face.
As if to say, "are you stupid?"
"You! Go and find it for me! "
Lin Xiaoxian threw the waste cat to the ground, and then quickly retracted into his nest. His big tail wrapped around the front from behind, put it in front of him like a blanket, and quietly began to sleep.
If it weren't for his round figure, he would think it was a little white fox.
Cats are afraid of mice. Most of them are useless. Can you beat them?
Lin Xiaoxian doesn't fight.
To put it another way, the key is a puppet.
Letting puppets catch mice is like making Lin Xiaoxian's novels explode. It's impossible.
Tuan Tuan couldn't count on it. Lin Xiaoxian began to look for mice by himself.
This difficulty can be imagined. Lin Xiaoshu's bedroom exterior wall also has risers and protective fences. The mouse is too flexible to climb up and down.
Lin Xiaoxian searched everywhere. Anyway, he couldn't find it indoors.
"Annoyed..."
Lin Xiaoxian pulled his head. He was fine. If this thing climbed into his sister's bed in the middle of the night, I'm afraid it would leave a big shadow on Lin Xiaoshu.
It is said that once bitten by a snake, he is afraid of the well rope for ten years. This shadow may be difficult to recover in a year and a half.
"Come back in the evening and discuss it together."
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At 11:30 p.m.
"Home ~"
"Brother, we're back."
The light at home was on, so Lin Xiaoshu kicked off two small leather shoes and began to look for his brother. Mu Changqing teased him in a strange way:
"Some girls are going to high school soon, and they are sticky... What a shame..."
"Little aunt!"
"Yes, I don't feel long." Lin Xiaoxian took a sip of tea and agreed.
Lin Xiaoshu threw something at him:
"Brother! Even you help her! "
"I can't help people."
Lin Xiaoxian gripped the thing thrown by his sister with his fingers. At a glance, it was a crow milk candy.
"Where did you get the sugar?"
"Brought back from the wedding."
"Wedding? Whose? "
"I don't know. I just met you outside the hotel. My aunt took me to rub it ~"
"You... Oh, forget it..."
Lin Xiaoxian even has no desire for education.
What is the experience of having a ridiculous aunt?
Lin Xiaoxian's answer is no different from bear children.
On the other side, Mu Changqing took off her windbreaker, turned on the electric heater and didn't start baking. It was like it was very hot. She began to take off her sweater, then a long sleeved thin T-shirt, then a small vest with lace, and then
“stop!”
Lin Xiaoxian stood up with an ejection, picked up the T-shirt on the sofa and put it on Mu Changqing's head.
"Ah, it hurts! My ears! Hair! Xiao Xian! Good nephew! Take it easy, it hurts! "
Lin Xiaoxian is very cold-blooded and forcibly puts on his sweater for his aunt:
"Mu Changqing, starting today, not only at the dinner table, but also when I'm at home, I'm not allowed to take off my clothes!"
My aunt is so angry. She leans forward, straightens her arms, pinches her fist and poses to cry:
"Xiaoxian, you are so abnormal!"
“? What position do you have to say I'm sick! "
"I'm hot! For so long! And rain! It's wet. Don't even take off your clothes! "
My aunt wholeheartedly took the victim's identity and said that she was about to cry:
"Xiao Xian, you weren't like this before..."
"Yes, I am now."
Lin Xiaoxian doesn't know if it's the tropical life in Hawaii that makes her form a wonderful habit of taking off her clothes.
Looking at her pitiful face, Lin Xiaoxian softened his tone:
"And I didn't say anything. I'm not allowed to do anything, as long as I don't expose... Your that."
"Oh... That..."
For a moment, Mu Changqing was not so arrogant. He nestled on the sofa, his slender legs moved, the toes wrapped in black pantyhose showed a little flesh color, and the toes painted with red nails twisted restlessly.
She curled up a little, even put a windbreaker over herself, and looked at Lin Xiaoxian with a look of disgust, shyness and resentment:
"Xiao Xian, how are you..."
"Am I special..."
Lin Xiaoxian's face turned black again. In his heart, 10000 alpacas ran by and immediately announced:
"Little book, you sleep with me at night."
"Uh... Well, well, little aunt, she..."
"Let her sleep in your room alone!"
In the adventures of Jackie Chan, dad said well:
[use magic to deal with magic]
Lin Xiaoxian figured out that he would also use pets to deal with disobedient "pets".
As for whether a mouse is a pet or not, Lin Xiaoxian thinks that this problem should be felt by Mu Changqing himself.
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