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Chapter 193

After new year's day, most people have no new changes in the new year.

Except for a small number of people who have experienced unforgettable things all their life on New Year's day.

For example, when Zheng Wen and Liu Wei came to the classroom after the holiday, they were stared at with strange eyes. It was obvious that the two went to the amusement park together during New Year's day had been exposed by a paparazzi.

"Shit, Li Chi! Did you say it everywhere! " Liu Wei regards Li Chi as the first suspect.

"Viagra, you know me. I never talk nonsense about my brother!"

Li Chi looked righteous and then stunned:

"No, you didn't tell our brothers about it!"

"So someone must have seen me at the amusement park..."

Liu Wei glanced at the indifferent Zheng Wen in the distance and scratched his hair to find Chen Ming:

"Chen Ming, you are a businessman, usually in all directions, eye liner all over."

"Wait a minute!"

Chen Ming stops his pen to copy his homework and lifts it up to soak in the hot spring. He becomes energetic and smooth

"Merchant?"

"Gee, booksellers!"

"Shit, who did I charge for borrowing books?" Chen Ming is not angry.

"Oh, it's far away! Didn't you work part-time at the amusement park last New Year's day? Are you... "

"Big brother..." Chen Ming rolled his eyes. "You know me. I'm in Emei these two days!"

Liu Wei was stunned. Oh, yes.

The military division will also have chaotic times, thinking about how simple and smart he was before sharing the table with Zheng Wen.

Now, to be just a woman is like a headless fly, which makes Liu Wei sigh:

"Beauty is a curse..."

"Viagra, you're showing NIMA..."

Even Chen Ming couldn't help being rude when he pretended to be deep.

"Don't talk about me. Let me ask you first. How does the hot spring in Emei feel? Are there any monkeys coming to soak with you? "

"I think you're like a monkey... It feels general. We're going to the big bathhouse, which doesn't even put artificial sulfur..."

Chen Ming made a serious comment. Then Zhang Zhiheng moved his ears and didn't copy his homework. He led several old color critics to gather around one after another and smiled awkwardly:

"Brother Ming, tell me more."

"There's nothing to say. It's really a big bathhouse."

"No, I mean what, is sister Ma still in good shape?"

“......”

Chen Ming was speechless. He really didn't notice this. He just ran to relax and went to the hot spring.

Zhang Zhiheng was in a hurry:

"Brother Ming, we are just curious to know. Are you hiding..."

"As for! That's great! "

A voice suddenly sounded behind him. Zhang Zhiheng trembled and put one hand on his shoulder.

Zhang Zhiheng turned his head and smiled.

"Sister Ma, it's so early..."

"Don't talk nonsense. What do you want to know about the three sides of the palace?"

Ma Weiwei, of course, directly questioned, while Chen Chen, who was with her, shrunk her neck and didn't participate, sat down silently to eat melons.

"No... sister Ma, I don't mean anything else, just curious..."

"I'll go to Du Tianjun and sue you for sexual harassment."

Zhang Zhiheng's scalp is numb with this hat button. It's hard for others to say. Ma Weiwei may be really capable.

"What a big thing, it's easy to say, it's easy to say..." Zhang Zhiheng flattered. Several old color groups with him had already run away and watched the excitement.

"Well, if you help me with my comprehensive paper, I'll spare your life."

"Ah... I didn't do it myself..."

"I'll give you half a minute to think about it."

"OK, OK!"

Ma Weiwei left with satisfaction, and then Liu Weiruo came to Zhang Zhiheng thoughtfully:

"Lao Zhang, you are miserable. I suspect Ma Weiwei touched porcelain on purpose."

"What do you mean?"

"She has been wandering around here. She should have heard what you were talking about long ago, but she didn't stop it. She didn't come to catch you until you wanted to have an in-depth discussion."

Zhang Zhiheng patted his thigh. I see!

This woman is so poisonous! Zhang Zhiheng not only sighed:

"Beauty is a curse..."

A strange smile suddenly came. Lin Xiaoxian, who had just arrived in the classroom, came over:

"Zhang Zhiheng, are you okay? Sister Ma is also a beauty?"

Sister MA in the distance gave Lin Xiaoxian a middle finger.

"Oh, go away. I think sister Ma is OK. Of course, she can't compare with your family Gu Xiaoyan. Show off..."

Zhang Zhiheng sat down impatiently and began to help Ma Weiwei with her homework. Liu Wei discussed the problem of "beauty is a curse" with Lin Xiaoxian.

"This is your mistake. Viagra, talented women and beauties, and beauty are your confidants. How can it be a disaster?" Lin Xiaoxian criticized Liu Wei in principle.

"Anyway, it probably means that. Anyway, I found that since... Is with her..."

"Well, well, to be clear, with whom, after what?" Lin Xiaoxian smiled like sun Fenfen and almost grabbed a handful of melon seeds in his hand.

"Oh, seriously..."

Liu Wei is still very innocent and lowers his voice:

"Anyway, my brain is numb now, and then I go out with her on New Year's day. When I'm around her, I always think... Always think..."

Liu Wei used his index finger to move back and forth between his mouth and Lin Xiaoxian's mouth. Lin Xiaoxian was shocked:

"Kiss?"

"Cough!! Cough! "

Liu Wei glared at Lin Xiaoxian, and then quietly Mimi looked at Zheng Wen. Fortunately, he was not heard.

"Liu Wei, you are a student and your main task is to study. It's better to focus on your study if you want to stutter a fat man." Lin Xiaoxian earnestly taught him, and Liu Wei gave him a blow on his back.

"Lin Xiaoxian, go to hell!"

“？？？”

Lin Xiaoxian feels wronged. Is he still full of virtue? Shouldn't you drive a luxury car every day with seven or eight girlfriends in it?

And how miserable is he? During the three-day holiday, I had to accompany my deskmate, my girlfriend and finally cook for my good friend.

No personal time!

Alas, I really envy those who can stay at home every day to read novels and play games

"You should eat your meal one mouthful at a time and talk about your feelings a little bit. Viagra, what's the matter with you? You want to kiss others without pulling your hand..."

"Don't be sarcastic. Brother Xian, just say what to do. I feel very confused."

Lin Xiaoxian thought about it and stretched out two fingers:

"There are only two ways to solve this problem. One is to endure. If you have nothing to do, read some great compassion mantras, retreat and disperse the demons, or use a large number of question banks to divert your attention. I recommend the latter, which will help you correct your evil. "

Liu Wei nodded, "what about the second one?"

"The second is the opposite. If you do it directly, your mind won't be confused."

"Ah? You let me really find someone to kiss... "

Liu Wei's old face is a little strained. It's hot, touching and grasping.

"It doesn't matter. I'll give you an idea."

Lin Xiaoxian waved and Liu Wei whispered.

"We are not foreigners, so don't use foreigners' barbaric means to fall in love. It's strong and wall Dong. It's vulgar! According to the traditional saying, our people are the most moderate... "

"The golden mean..." this Liu Wei knows, "is the one who wrote the biography of Shooting Heroes?"

"That's Jin Yong!"

Lin Xiaoxian slapped him on the skull and continued:

"Lu Dashu, a pioneer in the literary world, said: Chinese people are the most moderate. If you say to chisel a window, they will never agree, but if you say to tear down the house, they will hurry to reconcile and compromise and agree to chisel a window."

"So?"

"So similarly, if you say you want to kiss directly, people will certainly not agree, but if you say you want to kiss her, she will compromise and agree to kiss."

be filled with wisdom.

Liu Wei petrified on the spot and fell into deep thought