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Chapter 256

"Brother in law! I've seen you real! "

Space, even time, seems to have stagnated.

Lin Xiaoxian may be really confused. In 0.03 seconds, the first thing he thought of was to quickly scan the system panel to see if he had an additional skill called [follow the words and the law] under some inexplicable circumstances.

......

It is an idiom born in the late Qing Dynasty.

The original meaning is that as soon as the words are spoken, the law follows. It refers to the laws and regulations that are strictly and efficiently implemented.

In today's usage, [Dharma] can also mean magic, Taoism, divinity, etc., and generally refers to all "what you say comes from what you say".

If it is used in the current situation of Lin Xiaoxian, it is commonly known as "crow mouth".

Just when he and his aunt discussed tactics, he was still fighting at the bottom of the pot. As a result, after "clear oil" and "butter", the "mushroom soup" really appeared!

"No, no... What a mess..."

Lin Xiaoxian was upset. There was a magical scene in his mind that three girls took a bath and hooked their fingers at him in the same pot and different tastes of soup.

When people are moderately nervous, there are two manifestations, one is brain blank, the other is thinking disorder, that is, the so-called wishful thinking.

The Su family and Gu family's two mothers put pressure on Lin Xiaoxian, which made him only slightly nervous. After all, the three had seen Lin Xiaoxian in the supermarket before. Although Lin Xiaoxian had not established a relationship with either of the daughters at that time, everyone was familiar and met face to face. Some things were not put on the surface and made him feel embarrassed.

But now, the Zhou family has joined!

When the tripartite confrontation was completed, Zhou Feng suddenly jumped out of a "fierce general" like Zhou Feng, and his "brother-in-law" angrily roared at Changbanpo, which instantly raised the anxiety of the situation by several percentage points, so that Lin Xiaoxian caught in the middle suddenly upgraded from "mild tension" to "moderate tension", which was very difficult to make the next judgment.

no way!

In the lightning flint room, 1.3 seconds have passed. Not to mention sun Fenfen and Han Xuanxuan, even Gu Dabao and Su Guoyang's "melon eating family members" are beginning to look wrong. Lin Xiaoxian must immediately decide whether Zhou Feng's "brother-in-law" will agree or not!

If you don't agree, you can directly pretend to be a fool and deny it. It won't work!

What if you promise?

How to explain this title?

Su Yuan's "husband" is a nickname, and Zhou Feng's "brother-in-law" is a nickname?

Can't he Lin Xiaoxian have a nickname of Yangjian?

Although it's better than pretending to be silly and denying, it's still too far fetched. For example, 50 points and 59 points in the exam are all failed!

......

Time is -1s, the second hand is moving, and life is passing.

Lin Xiaoxian suddenly showed his last aura. He gritted his teeth and hardened his scalp, grinning at Zhou Feng with a "kind" smile:

"I finally saw you! Jack！”

"Jay... What?"

As soon as the voice fell, everyone present, including Zhou Feng, was confused except Gu Xiaoyan and other melon eaters.

"Xiaoxian, you..."

"Aunt, what a coincidence. Come on, let me introduce..."

Lin Xiaoxian interrupts Han Xuanxuan. He must take the initiative to explain. He can't wait for her to ask questions. He will ask more questions.

He walked straight to Zhou Feng. When he approached Zhou Feng, he gave him the most ferocious look in his life, and then hugged Zhou Feng's shoulder:

"... he is Zhou Feng, Zhou Jia's younger brother. His net name is Jack. Although we have never met, we often play black games together..."

"Oh, it's such a jack..."

Han Xuanxuan's puzzled eyebrows stretched a little. After whispering, she glanced at Sun Fenfen and found that she hadn't reacted.

Hum! How stupid! Just rob someone else of his son-in-law?

Han Xuanxuan couldn't help feeling a little proud.

"..... we seldom call our real names when we speak. We all call our network names. He is Jack and I am Jeff. We are used to shouting from time to time. Today, when real people meet, they are a little uncomfortable! Jack, you are addicted to the Internet... "

Although Lin Xiaoxian was embarrassed by "Jack" one by one, this was his last way. Even if he pulled out his shoes, he had to pretend to be natural.

Lin Xiaoxian casually introduced (made up) some things about Jack (Zhou Feng) without deliberately explaining the "brother-in-law" just now. Han Xuanxuan obviously thought about the taste under his guidance. She took a breath and gradually eased her expression.

Sun Fenfen, who was "slow to respond", pinched people and asked directly:

"So Xiao Xian, he just called you Jie... Jie..."

"Jeff! My net name, you see, that's it... "

Lin Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone while talking and laughing. Superman's hand speed has played a great value at the moment. Lightspeed changed the QQ nickname to [Jeff] and showed it to sun Fenfen.

Sun Fenfen's facial features wrinkled together and looked at them for a long time. Only then did she slightly shrink her mouth and mutter stuffy:

"This foreign language Jeff... I thought it was..."

"What is it?" Lin Xiaoxian's eyes are innocent and curious.

"Nothing..." Sun Fenfen returned her mobile phone to Lin Xiaoxian. Although she misunderstood, she still felt a little different.

At this time, Gu Dabao came over and whispered:

"Son of a bitch, come on, smile, there are so many people..."

"Laugh, I!" Sun Fenfen covered her face with a flat plate. "A mother Su is enough trouble. Here comes Xiao Yan's good sister Zhou Jia. Her unlucky brother opens his mouth and is actually [brother-in-law]? Gu Dabao, don't you understand your daughter's thoughts about Lin Xiaoxian? Can I laugh? "

"Oh, I don't understand, you understand, but it's all clear. It's a misunderstanding... Look at Han, doesn't her face turn around? You have to keep up with the pace. " Gu Dabao persuaded peace in the name of advice.

"That's her lack of heart!"

However, sun Fenfen became excited. She glanced at Gu Dabao's daughter who was playing with her mobile phone carelessly, pushed her body towards Gu Dabao, put the tablet between them, pretended to order, and her mouth hummed like a curse:

"What, Jeff, are you kidding? I doubt Lin Xiaoxian will play smoke bombs. This smelly boy must have something fishy with that Zhou Jia! "

"Almost. Lin Xiaoxian has three heads and six arms? Besides, man, I think that boy is very pleasant now. If I want to have a big skill in the future, I have to... "

Gu Dabao whispered as he spoke, because sun Fenfen's eyes widened. Finally, he stepped on him directly under the table:

"Gu Dabao really has your attitude. It's 180 degrees to directly follow the past! In the past, when you mentioned Xiaoyan and Xiaoxian, you wanted to drown your worries with wine. Now it's good to give your daughter to others as a small one! "

"What! That's not what I mean! "

Good guy, Gu Dabao, who buttoned his hat, was in a cold sweat and quickly said:

"Don't worry, son. With so many years of feelings, Lin Xiaoxian's turtle son will dare to make Xiaoyan small. I cut him myself!"

Gu Dabao made a gesture of cutting.