RBCT Chapter 335
Chapter 335
Dangdang——
"Little book, little book!"
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Lin Xiaoshu was frightened by the sudden knock on the door. He clamped his legs tightly and stretched out his hand to wrap the quilt around him:
"Who... Who!"
"This silly child... Tuan Tuan can't speak. Who else in the family except me?"
Hearing Lin Xiaoshu's reply, the door was opened with a squeak, and then two big white buns crept in through the crack of the door.
There is no doubt that it is mu Changqing.
"Auntie, you started again..."
The dirty little aunt, Lin Xiaoshu, blushed when she read it, and stretched out her little hand from the quilt to cover her face.
"Hee hee... It's spring. It's very hot just after taking a bath... And Xiaoxian is not here. What are we two girls afraid of?"
"That won't work."
Lin Xiaoshu looked through his fingers at the two red dots dotted on the white steamed buns, which was like the longevity peach made by the master in the restaurant.
And it's not one by one. It's Shoutao plus!
Look at yourself
"Auntie, if you don't dress well! I'll complain to my brother! "
"Ah..."
Mu Changqing deflated bitterly. He didn't know why his niece was suddenly a little angry.
"Well... I'll wear it right away..."
On the surface, Mu Changqing was "threatened" to compromise, but in fact, he was a little happy and proud. He said that today is different from the past, and his nephew now dare not ask her so severely.
There is a saying that people are short in hand and soft in mouth.
If Lin Xiaoxian dared to make her face look like before, she would feed him some "snacks" and let him soften his mouth. She would be embarrassed to yell at her and hurt her~
Mu Changqing had such a wishful thinking, and then his face gradually became strange:
"Little book, why is there a strange smell in your room?"
"Where... Where..."
Lin Xiaoshu's forehead was covered with sweat, and he stared shamefully:
"Auntie! If you're all right, go back and put on your pajamas and sleep honestly. What time is it? "
"But you smell it, there is a smell of... Rosin..." Mu Changqing put his two claws on the door handle, and Xiuting's nose shrugged, like a squirrel smelling the smell of pine.
"What rosin? I didn't smell it anyway. It must be mosquito repellent incense next door. You're wrong!"
Lin Xiaoshu was naturally ashamed to hear his taste described from others. He lay down carefully and covered his cheeks with a quilt:
"Aunt, what are you doing..."
"Oh, yes!" Mu Changqing thought again, "I just came out of the bath and saw Tuan Tuan looking through the refrigerator."
"Turn again?"
Lin Xiaoshu was shocked and angry:
"Didn't you beat it when you stole bacon in the refrigerator the day before yesterday? Can it still be obedient?"
"Alas..."
Mu Changqing reluctantly leaned against the door frame and held his arms in front of his chest:
"Actually, I think it's not disobedient, it just doesn't listen to us."
"We?"
"Yes! And it also gradually knows that we are reluctant to fight it, so it doesn't take us seriously! "
This is also no way. For the attitude of meow star people, stupid humans will always let the Three Outlooks follow the five senses, like a soft big hairball, flirting like a charming widow. Even if they make a serious mistake, people will never have the heart to clean it up.
"When you say that, Tuan Tuan seems to be really like this..."
Lin Xiaoshu thought and agreed with her.
There is no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is called the king.
If there is no virtuous person at home, Tuan Tuan should also be called a king.
Since Lin Xiaoxian left, Tuan Tuan seems to be much more arrogant than when Lin Xiaoxian was there. What do you steal dried fish, grab toilet paper, or pull Baba by the bed in the middle of the night.
"Aunt, do you think he really knows cat language?"
Lin Xiaoshu thought of his brother's days at home. When he taught Tuan Tuan Tuan a lesson, he never had to hit it. He could understand it through ordinary dialogue with Tuan Tuan Tuan. Sometimes he even quoted scriptures.
This kind of operation once made Lin Xiaoshu feel speechless, but it worked very well every time, as if Tuan Tuan could really understand the great truth he said.
What "good cats don't stand in the way" and "cats are honest and dogs grow up". Tuan Tuan sincerely listens to Lin Xiaoxian's solemn teachings every time and sits down obediently, just like the students in the classroom.
Mu Changqing thought for a moment, and suddenly struck a silent snap of his fingers:
"Actually speaking of cat language, I think of a late night program I saw in Hawaii."
"Deep... Late night program?"
Seeing the stunned Lin Xiaoshu's small face start to smell pink, Mu Changqing blinks and explains:
"Little book, what do you think? Foreign late night programs are not all that kind of things."
"What... What kind... I didn't think..."
"Hum! You must have thought of those cartoons you watched! "
"No [more]! I've seen one... "
Lin Xiaoshu made a weak retort in embarrassment and hesitated to look down at the quilt.
This is the truth. For Lin Xiaoshu, one is really enough.
That kind of "horror" cartoon only needs one related to her brother, which is enough for her to use for a long time.
"My late night show is called my cat from hell..."
Although Mu Changqing's Russian is very weak, after all, he has lived in English-speaking countries for a long time. He speaks English smoothly, and it is difficult to keep the original pleasant soft voice line unchanged:
"... this" my cat from hell "specially hired a cat behavior expert to train all kinds of particularly disobedient cats. In one issue, he chatted with a maniac English for two hours. After chatting, the cat directly changed its sex and became docile. It's amazing!"
"In other words, can cats and people really communicate in language?"
This shows that Lin Xiaoxian is really unusual. He can hear what cats want to express, and Tuan Tuan is even more unusual. He can understand human words.
"Where is Tuan Tuan now?"
"I locked it out of the balcony."
"Let's try to communicate with him in the same language as brother this time."
"OK, I feel very challenging. Then get up quickly ~"
"Uh huh."
Lin Xiaoshu was about to lift the quilt when he heard the speech, but as soon as he raised his hand and immediately covered it, the cold sweat almost scared him out.
"What's the matter?" Mu Changqing also "uninteresting" continued to lean against the door frame and looked at his flustered niece in confusion.
"No... just..."
"Ah?"
Before the little book finished explaining, Mu Changqing interrupted suspiciously and pointed to a piece of white plastic wire just turned out from the quilt:
"Little book, what line is this?"
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Lin Xiaoshu's brain went blank at this moment and almost went down, but he suddenly remembered that the "stationery" he bought was wireless. His heart fell back and dragged out the white wire she pointed to:
"Don't be surprised, Auntie... It's just an ordinary charging line..."
"Oh, you bought it newly. I said how it turned white..."
After the quiet episode, Mu Changqing seemed to stay at the door and watch Lin Xiaoshu get up, which made Lin Xiaoshu very depressed:
"Aunt..."
"Yes ~"
"You go out and get dressed first. If you do, you want to get cat hair all over later?"
"Yeah... Hey, I'm used to it. I forgot to be naked..."
Mu Changqing stuck out his tongue in embarrassment, and then just left for a second, he quickly turned back and blew up Lin Xiaoshu, who was taking toilet paper again:
"Aunt, are you wearing it or not?"
"No, no, I just suddenly guessed what the rosin smell in your room is ~"
Mu Changqing also has the weird side of elves. When she smiles with deep meaning, she is like Gu Xiaoyan in the adult version, like a big fox.
Lin Xiaoshu was staring uneasily at his aunt's bad smile. He quietly took a deep breath and pressed down his nervous heartbeat:
"What..."
"Hum ~ I don't know, but little book, you know, some things are like poison. Even girls should pay attention to moderation..."
“……”
Lin Xiaoshu wanted to return this sentence to Mu Changqing intact, but he could only hold it in his heart and nod silently. The tip of his ear was dyed into two pink cherry blossoms.