RBCT Chapter 416
Chapter 416
Chengdu, known as one of the four gods in the industry, covers an area of about 700 football fields and a total of 8300 mu in a villa area.
Ding Dong——
The crisp wechat prompt sound disturbed teacher Xia who had just taken off his clothes and was ready to take a bath.
Or a former teacher.
She has finished her internship from No. 7 middle school. Now she is just an ordinary sophomore.
The reason why she is not in the rented apartment today is that her mother is going to Dubai on business and took Monica and her students away. Therefore, in the next month or two, she has to go home every three or four days to take care of the flowers and trees at home.
"Cell phone... Oh, in bed."
Before going on a business trip with Xia Xinyao, Monica had cleaned the house sufficiently with some of her little girls, so Xia luoqiu didn't bother to wear slippers. She went out of the bathroom with her bare feet. She jumped like a moth to the fire, hungry and rushed to the wine red big round bed.
The big round bed in her master bedroom is really too big. Not to mention that she is usually alone, even sleeping with her mother is very empty.
It's almost like being a bed for three... But it's more than enough.
Such a big bed, summer and autumn must crawl forward a few times to reach the mobile phone by the pillow.
"Hey, it's him..."
Lin Xiaoxian said that he would chat with Xia luoqiu every night in the future. Xia luoqiu looked forward to taking it as a date, but he didn't expect that he had come to her just after he was discharged from the hospital so early today.
"Hee hee, I'm very hungry ~"
When there is no one in love, girls can easily show an unconscious smile on their boyfriend's wechat, and summer and autumn are no exception.
She held her mobile phone in her hands and put it into her chest. After rolling around the bed with a giggle, she lay on her back, humming a little song "I love bathing and good skin". Her two arms raised her mobile phone straight and opened the screen.
[Lin Xiaoxian: sister Xue, let me tell you a joke]
Tell jokes
I thought Lin Xiaoxian would ask "are you there?", The result was that he suddenly wanted to tell her a joke.
Xia luoqiu has never been in love. She doesn't know how to choose the opening line for the chat between lovers, but she is still very interested in Lin Xiaoxian. At least, she brings her curiosity to the point.
[Xia luoqiu: Uh huh, tell me and I'll listen]
So Lin Xiaoxian told a joke that suddenly came to mind because he had just discussed Altman with Wang Xiaomeng:
[once upon a time, an Altman went to school]
[in class, the teacher asked a question for the students to answer positively]
[Altman also wanted to be positive, but guess what happened?]
Xia luoqiu usually hates people who send wechat paragraph by paragraph, but from now on, except Lin Xiaoxian, because she was really attracted and quickly typed:
[Xia luoqiu: what happened?]
[Lin Xiaoxian: as soon as Altman raised his hand, the teacher died]
[Summer and Autumn:...]
"Ha ha!!!"
Xia luoqiu, who made a series of ellipsis, couldn't laugh. Anyway, Lin Xiaoxian couldn't help laughing. Although it was very cold, the more he thought about it, the more he had a sense of picture, and the more he thought about it, the more funny it became. Finally, he fell on the sofa and laughed until he had a stomachache. While laughing, he put forward the groups lying on the sofa licking their claws for a while.
"Meow... Meow..."
As we all know, cats are liquids.
Tuan Tuan was made into various shapes by Lin Xiaoxian while he was scolding. His big blue eyes narrowed half. He stared at Lin Xiaoxian, who was suffocating with laughter. He doubted whether he was discharged from the mental hospital today.
Human laughter is a wonderful thing.
Different people have different laughter points, and the same people will change at any time according to time, place, occasion and other background factors.
When Lin Xiaoxian finally had enough laughter, he sat on the sofa and recalled the cold joke, and suddenly found that it was dull.
"How cold..."
He smacked his mouth and looked down at the crowd around him who turned his eyes and stuck his tongue:
"I said, did you just scold me?"
"... meow..."
"Really?"
"Meow..."
"Forget it, I'll spare you this time."
Lin Xiaoxian frowned and looked at the cat's hair on his lower body. He got up and went to find the sticky hair tube.
"Gee, little trash, more hair and less meat, it's really bad..."
"Meow?"
In the face of this scum man who likes a dog in front of him and dislikes a cat in the back, he directly shivered with anger and began to think about whether to touch him secretly and pour some holy water in front of his bedroom door tonight.
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Lin Xiaoxian stuck to his cat hair and didn't stop his mobile phone.
[Lin Xiaoxian: sister Xue, laugh with me quickly]
[Xia luoqiu: smile. JPG]
[Lin Xiaoxian: it's not this kind of laughter, it's laughter. JPG]
[Xia luoqiu: smile. JPG]
[Lin Xiaoxian: Alas, a guy who doesn't understand interest]
"I don't understand interest?"
Xia luoqiu stared, sat up from the bed, and his fingers snapped:
[Lin Xiaoxian, are you going to forget your reaction to my Cosplay?]
Typing every other space is confident. Xia luoqiu proudly touched his cheek. Sure enough, it was just a little red.
[Lin Xiaoxian: I really forgot]
Damn it!
Xia luoqiu's little face sank. She remembered that there was an expression bag of cat beating people, which was both angry and cute enough, so she looked for it in the vast expression bag.
But I haven't found it yet, and the message came again:
[Lin Xiaoxian: I forgot, so I'll cos do it again next time]
Lin Xiaoxian didn't expect Xia luoqiu, and Lin Xiaoxian didn't expect Xia luoqiu's reply.
[Xia luoqiu: Lin Xiaoxian, are you going to be hospitalized again?]
[Lin Xiaoxian:...]
These two goods not only don't understand interest, but also destroy interest. Lin Xiaoxian ignored her first and didn't continue to talk to her until she figured it out half a minute later.
This conversation, time is like running water.
Because as the sky darkened, childhood sweethearts, deskmates and study committee members also joined the chat army one after another.
Who wants to take Hanfu photos again.
Who wants to play the new steam game again.
Who wants to be beaten again.
……
Finally, Li Chi even came to make trouble. He called dejectedly and complained that the 4K HD 08 version of Jin Ping Mei he had downloaded had been deleted by hand.
"Brother Xian, that's a classic! As a man, you know the pain! Please comfort me! "
"Climb."
Dudu Dudu——
Lin Xiaoxian's firepower is fully open, voice and typing, and he has to send and receive pictures and videos from time to time. He's too busy to let Li Chi's old color batch add bad luck.
Oh, No.
From the perspective of usual performance and seniority, Li Chi should be a "small color batch" at most.
His father Li Linson is the "old color batch".
In the reader group, he failed to flirt with his younger sister every day. Almost all the female readers of "in the snow" and "Ba Di" have been by him @ before.
Although @ once, he was sealed once, but he still has a short memory.
But Li Linsen has a thief's heart but no thief's courage. Occasionally, a new female fan entered the group to respond to his Aite, and he immediately counseled him. If he joked that he wanted to have an online love with him, he would directly leave a "ha ha, actually I'm married" and start diving.
From this point, Lin Xiaoxian doesn't know whether he should praise him as a good man.
"Whether he is or not, I am. Girls I don't like are determined not to be ambiguous! What is the trust between people who are good men?
What is the trust between readers and authors?
So is the editor.
The two works have received the news of IP adaptation before. The fox at the end of the Chinese network has been urging the watch almost every day in the past week, and Lin Xiaoxian is pushing "tomorrow must be" every day.
The boar in Qianmo literature is much more direct. I haven't said anything recently. Anyway, I regularly send Lin Xiaoxian a picture of stewed pigeon soup every morning, noon and evening. There is a feeling of "everything is silent, you give me a look".
As a writer, elder brother Xun once said: what's more urgent? Urge more hurt feelings!
What is the relationship between the editor and the author?
It's useless to say more. Tyrant and fierce knife in the snow have been broken for more days at the same time. Many people are already wondering whether the authors of the two books are the same person. Lin Xiaoxian must make a big break tonight to cover up the audio-visual experience.
In addition to paogeng, Lin Xiaoxian also made three plans for his writing during the rest days at home:
1. Finish emperor Ba and abandon the vest of the book of sages.
2. Prepare a new book under the name of [beauty takes care of everything].
3. The previously planned female frequency text can be written, and the new vest [write a long letter for you] will be adopted for the time being
Lin Xiaoxian is confident that he will finish all these three things before returning to school.
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The computer keyboard crackled, and the [infinite Coke Cup] on the table provided Lin Xiaoxian with an almost endless stream of happy power. Lin Xiaoxian's hand speed once soared to the level of face rolling keyboard.
He estimated that in the future, the ordinary keyboard might no longer be able to carry his hand speed, so he had to buy a speed recorder online.
Pop!
Pop!
The surprise after silence is the most joyful.
For a time, all kinds of red envelopes soared in the fan group.
All kinds of rewards and alliance leaders also threw in one after another.
Lin Xiaoxian took time to take a look while drinking coke and found that the reward received in just 40 minutes was even comparable to that in the previous half a month!
"Good guy..."
Lin Xiaoxian's eyes are green. Who says the methods of making big money are written in the criminal law? It's clearly written in duangeng!
Lin Xiaoxian decided to take the initiative to stop for a month when the next climax plot was written in the snow. Wouldn't the hungry readers be rewarded again?
"Lei Jun, Lei Jun, you are a genius..."
After praising Lin Xiaoxian, he continued to bury his head in code words, and then the door was quickly opened.
"Is this your good nephew Lin Xiaoxian's room ~"
Mu Changqing smiled, shook his head and walked in, while Lin Xiaoshu was looking forward to the door.
Two people study yoga. From the evening until now, their cheeks are red, and the yoga clothes of Vest + tights are soaked with dripping sweat. Whether they are close to or at the door, the fluttering slightly hot aroma can continuously drill into their nostrils, which makes people feel confused.
Lin Xiaoxian didn't write "Ba Di". He was writing "in the snow", which was a novel that his family could read. In addition, the "Ba Di" was coming to an end, and there was no need to cover up his own novel. Therefore, Lin Xiaoxian didn't cut off the code window and didn't return when he knocked on the keyboard:
"If you don't have anything to pay attention to, either rape or steal. Say, rape or steal."
Rogue brother
Lin Xiaoshu blushed and spat at the door. Mu Changqing sat on the edge of the bed, his legs straight together, his elbows on the desk beside the bed, his chin in his hands, and his face was clever plus.jpg:
"Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian, are you busy?"
"Nonsense."
Lin Xiaoxian answered casually, quickly returned Gu Xiaoyan's wechat with his mobile phone, and continued to tap the keyboard.
Although Lin Xiaoxian's physical condition after leaving the hospital gave Mu Changqing the confidence to come and pay attention, before she really made a request, she still tried to pinch Lin Xiaoxian's arms and legs to see if he was really cured.
Well... Of course, it's also irresistible to check the lower abdominal and gluteal muscles. Hehe
Mu Changqing's eyes are bright, and Lin Xiaoxian wants to call the police when she checks:
"Don't touch it. Just say something. I'm really healthy."
"Oh, that's good..."
Mu Changqing seemed to hear someone spit again behind him. He was a little ashamed and cleared his throat:
"Xiaoxian, I'm hungry for Yoga with Xiaoshu. Can I..."
"Hehe, I knew it."
Lin Xiaoxian finally stopped typing and stared at Mu Changqing angrily:
"What did I tell you after dinner? How did you promise? "
"Oh ~"
Being coquettish is a matter of pulling one to start the whole body. Mu Changqing shook his lower legs, then his waist gently twisted, and then Qiaorun's shoulder with fine sweat shook and shook. Finally, he reached out and grabbed Lin Xiaoxian's arm to shake together:
"I'm not the only one hungry, Xiao Xian. Don't you love your aunt, don't you love your sister? I haven't eaten your pickled cabbage Vermicelli Soup for a long time, the one with wild pepper... "
"There is no wild pepper at home."
"Then don't add it. Put more pepper to improve the taste ~"
"Why do you put so much seasoning at night?" Lin Xiaoxian sighed helplessly, "so are you hungry or hungry?"
"Belly!"
Mu Changqing was resolute. With a concave and convex figure, he gently leaned towards him, and the waves in his eyes flowed:
"I don't believe you smell it."
"You can smell hungry..."
"Then touch it."
"Cough..."
Lin Xiaoxian refrained from pressing the gun and would not bathe Changqing's Seduction in front of his sister. Unexpectedly, his sister was turning her eyes at the door. In fact, she was concentrating on taking notes and learning from her aunt's adult methods.
Finally, of course, Lin Xiaoxian satisfied the two aunts and grandmothers and made a night snack for them. When he returned to the room, he found that Xia luoqiu had finally finished washing the toys.
[Xia luoqiu: Lin Xiaoxian! I'm not "washing toys"! It's "taking a bath", Jiugong grid! Wrong input method! You are not allowed to make random replies!]