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Chapter 441

In Su Yuan's dazed face, Lin Xiaoxian was caught in the stairwell.

……

"You man! It's dead! "

"Baby, don't get excited..."

"Who is your baby! You... I make you bad! Make you bad!... "

"Ouch, ouch... Pain..."

……

While pretending to wail, Lin Xiaoxian enjoyed the small fist hit on the chest by the learning committee member. As a result, he was hit hard by a "big woman" fishing in troubled waters. Lengbuding beat him hard and choked fiercely.

"Cough! Cough... "

"Eh? are you all right? I didn't exert myself... "The study committee member was in a hurry.

"No, cough... There are assassins..."

"Assassin?"

"Yes, I hit the key... Baby, I may not be able. In the future, you should take good care of yourself... Hiss!"

Before the words fell, Gu Xiaoyan had sneered and grabbed Lin Xiaoxian's waist:

"Pig! drama queen! Still in the mood to play! What do you say about the note? "

"Honey, you let go first. How many times have you said it? Your waist can't be hurt... Hiss!!"

The chief girlfriend is worthy of being the chief girlfriend. Lin Xiaoxian takes a breath again with a vibrato.

But it's not painful. It's mainly itched, because Gu Xiaoyan's hand has changed from his waist to the real "key" place, holding it tightly.

Although Gu Xiaoyan's technique can't compare with that of a craftsman, Gu Xiaoyan didn't rush to make Lin Xiaoxian feel better, so he made Lin Xiaoxian cry again:

"Aunt, you're dying! Will you listen to me? "

"OK ~ say!"

"In fact, Mr. Wang, don't be afraid, honey. Do you remember once we kissed in the corridor? She was... "

Lin Xiaoxian began to explain and evaluate Wang Xinyi's "danger level". The study committee member standing obediently widened his eyes and looked at his best friend. He supported the wall with one hand and grasped Lin Xiaoxian's key with the other hand. His eyes were full of naughty and cunning like a little fox.

This calm and even condescending atmosphere deeply shocked the study committee members.

It turns out that Gu Xiaoyan is so... So

How to say

The study committee originally wanted to describe it with shaking s, but it felt too heavy.

Compared with shaking s, it should be said that... It's very Royal?

So when Gu Xiaoyan grows up, will he go to resist the wind?

……

Strange ideas began to permeate the minds of the study committee members, and in the teacher's office, Wang Xinyi, who had just finished class, also took out the note confiscated from Zhou Jia.

[baby: long time no see, my husband is crazy...]

Oh

Maybe it's because the words are good-looking. Wang Xinyi feels a little embarrassed when she reads silently. After taking a look at other teachers around, she uses potted plants to cover the note and read it quietly.

Well, I thought Lin Xiaoxian's students were engaged in puppy love, but I didn't expect that the learning committee member had thick eyebrows and big eyes... No, he was a clever and sensible child who also fell in love secretly.

However, Wang Xinyi is a young teacher after all. She is not too resistant to this kind of thing.

There was no signature on the note, and Wang Xinyi didn't know who wrote it. She followed the following joke. Soon, a string of laughter burst out in the office, which directly frightened Du Tianjun who was doing homework:

"Where is the water boiling?"

"It's Xiao Wang laughing. Xiao Wang, what's so funny? Talk about it?"

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The water in the office boiled. On the other side, the learning committee member's heart was relieved and looked at Lin Xiaoxian nodding:

"So your bad story has long been exposed."

"What's that called?"

Lin Xiaoxian poked the study committee member's face. It was so soft and smooth, like a piece of milk tofu:

"How can it be said that young girls have sex with each other? Xiao Yan, she scolds you. "

"Bah! Don't provoke our sister relationship! " Gu Xiaoyan used to post with Zhou Jia to express his position.

Of course, Lin Xiaoxian is only provocative on the surface. Watching the intimacy and harmony between his two beautiful little girlfriends, like a beautiful scenery, his heart is naturally quite gratified.

"Ah, by the way, Jiajia, I've shown you my note. Should you also tell me what your note says?"

"I didn't write anything, just a joke." The study committee member pointed to Lin Xiaoxian, "and it's a vulgar cold joke."

"Vulgar..."

Gu Xiaoyan looked disdainful and immediately became very interested:

"Colored?"

"That's not true. Let him tell you himself."

"Lin Xiaoxian, come on, I want to hear jokes, too."

When his girlfriend's request was naturally met, Lin Xiaoxian cleared his throat and smiled:

"It is said that during the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Bei's horse was a luma. One day, when he was riding, the horse ran away and rushed straight to the cliff. At this time, Zhang Fei on one side saw it and shouted: brother, please rein in! Guess what Liu Bei said? "

"What do you say?"

"Liu Bei scolded him: I'm happy, NIMA! Ha ha ha... Smile to death, Xiao Yan, smile with me... "

“……”

Gu Xiaoyan is very speechless, which makes Lin Xiaoxian have a sense of deja vu.

Well, it seems that telling cold jokes to Xia luoqiu was also rejected

But this did not prevent Lin Xiaoxian from actively spreading his cold jokes, so he told Lin Xiaoshu again after school.

"Ha ha... How about a little book? Isn't it funny? "

"Alas..."

Lin Xiaoshu looked pitifully at his brother who was washing his feet. He lifted his wet feet and swung in the basin. He picked them up and kicked gently on his chest:

"Brother, you don't love me anymore."

“？？？”

"You wouldn't have told me such rude jokes before."

"Ah, this..."

Lin Xiaoxian was a little embarrassed and caught Bai Bai's little feet back in the basin:

"It used to be before. Haven't you grown up..."

"Oh?"

Lin Xiaoshu is dishonest. He brings it up again and shakes it. He shakes the drops of water all over Lin Xiaoxian:

"So now you finally admit that I've grown up?"

“……”

Lin Xiaoxian was silent, but he muttered privately. He said in his heart that you have even used "adult toys". We can't be a brother if we don't want to admit it

The girls at home are always clean. Lin Xiaoxian washed the little book's feet tonight. After washing them, he took them out and hung them on the milk feet like new porcelain. They look like those tender bud petals covered with dew on the balcony and in the flower pot every morning. They are delicate and tender. They will love them after holding them in their palms for a long time.

"Why are you holding on? Pervert... "

"Hey, see if it stinks."

"Hum, does that smell?"

"No smell, no smell, Begonia still! Ha ha! "

Lin Xiaoxian kissed his Tangyuan like toes:

"Well, go to bed. I'll get up early tomorrow to sweep the grave."

"Well, hold me."

Of course, if you hold it, you should hold it with a princess. Lin Xiaoshu was born to be his brother's princess. After holding it, he also put it on Lin Xiaoxian's bed.

Since there will be a three-day Tomb Sweeping Day holiday from tomorrow, tonight is equivalent to Friday. It's natural for two people to sleep together.

As for mu Changqing's words, because there are games with the children in the class today, he is very tired. He even lies down every time he eats dinner.

This actually puzzles Lin Xiaoxian.

Obviously, her energy in bed is second only to that of a lady. As a result, it's her turn to do business.

Tut, this big girl

"Brother, you just returned to school today and have a tomb sweeping Day holiday tomorrow. Do you feel very profitable?"

"No, I'm depressed anyway. I only stayed for one day and had a holiday. It's really..."

Lying in bed, Lin Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone while complaining. From Gu Xiaoyan to summer and autumn, he began to say hello to several "mothers" one by one.

"Brother."

"Yes."

"Go over a little."

"So?"

"A little more... Okay, almost."

One advantage of two people sleeping is that the adjustment of the quilt is not so harsh. The people around are the best quilt, which is flexible and easy to use, warm and messy.

"Qingming..."

At night, Lin Xiaoshu, wrapped in the warmest quilt in the world, flashed some old fragments in his mind. He murmured and soon fell asleep