Chapter 73: Little Fairy
Chapter 73: Little Fairy
Ouch! My head hurts so much! I'm so thirsty, I want to drink water. Yu Wei subconsciously reached out and touched his head.
Huh? What's that slippery, bouncy stuff? And why is there a little bump on it? I squeeze it, and it's so bouncy!
Suddenly, a deafening scream rang out: "Ah!"
Immediately afterwards, he received a loud slap across the face for no apparent reason. "Smack!"
This slap actually made Yu Wei see stars in broad daylight, so many of them, swaying wildly in front of his eyes.
Yu Wei woke up naked, covered his face, and sat on the bed, on the verge of tears. What was going on? Why couldn't I remember anything? What did I do?
Aaron Kwok's hairstyle, which he was usually very proud of, was now a complete mess, looking like a bird's nest. To make matters worse, Yu Wei was still pulling at his hair, trying hard to remember what had happened last night.
Tang Yuan, dressed in revealing clothing, sat on the edge of the bed sobbing softly. She looked cute and sexy, but her face was full of sorrow.
"Yu Wei, you're not human! You took advantage of me! You're a scoundrel! You bullied me! Waaaaah!"
Seeing Yu Wei deep in thought, Tang Yuan immediately resorted to his usual tricks of crying, making a scene, and threatening suicide.
Tang Yuan's crying disrupted the last vestiges of Yu Wei's consciousness, making him feel like he was doomed.
And coincidentally, Yu Wei had a wet dream last night. Considering the situation at the scene, Yu Wei felt as if he had really done something to betray Tang Yuan last night.
Actually, he didn't do anything last night, he just had a wet dream. It was all orchestrated by Tang Yuan himself.
Yu Wei had no idea how much alcohol Tang Yuan could drink; he was really in for a rude awakening.
Tang Yuan was like a boy since she was little, incredibly mischievous. Moreover, she was a precious girl, a rare find in her family, and she was spoiled rotten at home.
Her family has DNA that allows them to drink alcohol. Since starting junior high school, she can drink at least a pound of baijiu (Chinese liquor) and beer as much as she wants. The secret is that she sweats a lot when she drinks, and the alcohol is excreted through her sweat.
Moreover, she cheated last night. She secretly poured out several glasses of wine while Yu Wei was drunk. Yu Wei's alcohol tolerance was already low compared to hers, and with this trick, he couldn't drink anymore! She knocked Yu Wei out.
She had been planning this for several days. The head of the guesthouse was her father's former subordinate. It would be a piece of cake for her niece to ask for a room. The only thing the head of the guesthouse didn't understand was why her niece wanted to borrow a flatbed cart for hauling vegetables.
Seeing Tang Yuan still sobbing, Yu Wei weighed the pros and cons. To avoid being arrested as a thug, he gritted his teeth and promised, "Okay, stop crying. I'll marry you someday, okay?"
Tang Yuan was secretly overjoyed when she heard Yu Wei say that, but she was still pretending to sob.
"This is their first time. How can I face people if they find out?"
Yu Wei is going crazy! Fine! I admit this is your first time, okay? But when you were pestering me relentlessly a while ago, you weren't afraid of anyone, were you? You're too ashamed to face anyone? I'm the one who's ashamed to face anyone, okay?
"If you don't tell and I don't tell, how will others know? Please don't cry, okay?" Yu Wei humbly comforted Tang Yuan.
Tang Yuan turned his face away and pointed at Yu Wei's bare body: "You'd better put your clothes on quickly." Don't be fooled by Tang Yuan's feigned shyness; in fact, Tang Yuan was the one who stripped Yu Wei of his clothes. After seeing Yu Wei's muscular body last night, Tang Yuan's drool almost soaked the bed.
When Yu Wei looked down, he realized he was completely naked, like a plucked chicken.
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He hurriedly and frantically covered his lower body, picked up his clothes from the bed and floor, and put them on. In his panic, he unfortunately ended up stuffing both of his feet into one pant leg.
He lost his balance and fell face down, thankfully landing on the bed. Even so, he still managed to puncture his nose, and the pain was unbearable!
After he finally managed to get up, he was already in tears, which startled Tang Yuan, who was pretending to cry, and made him stop sobbing.
He quickly asked with concern, "Are you alright?"
Yu Wei covered his face, trying to appear calm: "It's okay, it's okay, let me cry a little longer!"
I can't help but cry! My nose is so sore, and I just can't stop the tears from flowing!
After agreeing to Tang Yuan's numerous conditions, Yu Wei fled the guesthouse in a panic, still worried about being late for class!
Yu Wei was distracted all day and didn't know anything in class. He had originally thought about calling Huang Xiaochuan, but then he thought it was better not to tell everyone about such an embarrassing thing!
Like a mute eating bitter melon, you know the truth yourself.
But the thought of spending his life with this girl with the bun hairstyle made Yu Wei reluctant. He looked up to the sky, sighed, and then said, "What a tragedy!" before accepting his fate.
But when Tang Yuan came to find him that evening, he immediately retracted his one-sided idea.
Could this fairy be the one with the bun hairstyle? Yu Wei stared wide-eyed, scrutinizing Tang Yuan from head to toe.
Tang Yuan put on makeup and changed her hairstyle today, turning her bun into pigtails, and she also wore a white dress. She was simply an invincible beautiful girl.
Yu Wei rubbed his eyes and checked again. Yes, the fairy-like girl in front of him was indeed the one with the bun hairstyle. Do girls all have seventy-two transformations? How come the difference is so big?
In an instant, any remaining resistance Yu Wei had completely vanished.
Moreover, Tang Yuan also brought the set of hardcover books. Yu Wei was so happy when he got the books that he almost couldn't believe his eyes.
And so began their shameless and inseparable romantic life, making a group of single guys in the same school extremely envious. What could they do? Girls with Tang Yuan's looks were a rare find in this school.
In his previous life, Tang Yuan took a month to subdue Yu Wei. In this life, with Huang Xiaochuan as the traitor, he subdued Yu Wei in less than twenty days.
Huang Xiaochuan, the accomplice, was unaware that the two had become a couple. He was carrying his lunchbox to the cafeteria to get his food. Today was the last class he attended with his lunchbox, and he could head straight to the cafeteria after class.
Wu Duo admired Huang Xiaochuan's approach immensely, but he couldn't quite understand it.
We're all freshmen, how do you know so many tricks?
Just because you know a senior who is the vice president of the student union?
However, he had no time to ask about this in detail today. There was a group activity he had to attend tonight. The department's student union had organized a welcome dance in the small auditorium, and all the first-year students in the economics department had received a notice.
In Huang Xiaochuan's view, college life in the 1990s was relatively monotonous. Group activities usually consisted of watching movies, holding dances, or a group of young people gathering together to recite poetry.
Hai Zi and Gu Cheng are representative of these poets. Hai Zi's poem, "I have a house, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming," is still frequently quoted in later generations.
However, Huang Xiaochuan believes that these poets are merely a product of a particular era. He does not appreciate them, as they are often immersed in their own fictional worlds and cannot extricate themselves from them, while being out of step with the real society.
They never see society moving in a positive direction; they always put on a sad face and wallow in self-pity.
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