Love is as simple as badminton.

Chapter 33 Behave yourself, or I'll cut your balls off right now.

"Meow?"

Fat Tiger strolled over to the can of cat treats, squinted at Lin Xiang, and seemed to understand something.

Oh, he remembers this human cub.

Isn't he one of those guys who tried to catch me this afternoon but failed?

Thinking of this, Fat Tiger raised his head, a hint of anthropomorphic mockery on his face.

What, now you finally realize how powerful I, Gian, am? You even brought cat treats to pay tribute to me?

If you want to be my underling, this isn't enough!

"After you finish eating, I'll have a proper match with you."

Lin Xiang raised the net with a blank expression, aiming it at Fat Tiger in front of him.

"If I catch you, you'd better accept your fate, get sterilized if you need to, and get vaccinated if you need to."

Fat Cat obviously couldn't understand human speech, but judging from Lin Xiang's body language, he knew that Lin Xiang wanted to catch him, and not by sneaking around, but by catching him openly and honestly right in front of him.

"Meow?"

Fat Tiger raised an eyebrow and smiled.

It was as if he was asking Lin Xiang, "What if you hadn't caught me?"

"If I don't catch you, I'll never interfere in your affairs again, and you can roam freely on the Xiangda campus."

Lin Xiang answered seriously, as if it were a serious matter.

"Meow!"

Fat Tiger meowed as if accepting a challenge, then buried his head in his cat treat.

Good boy, wait until I finish my cat treat, then we'll be like real men, standing tall and proud...

Lin Xiang narrowed his eyes and swung out the net.

"Meow!?"

Fat Tiger, who was eating half of his meal, suddenly jolted and took off, his face showing surprise and exasperation.

These young people, who have no sense of martial ethics, actually tried to deceive and ambush me, an old man who is only two and a half years old.

Luckily, I had anticipated this and had a backup plan!

Before Fat Tiger could finish gloating, his pupils suddenly widened.

Lin Xiang's net came to an abrupt stop, coming to a steady halt. It turned out he hadn't used his full strength; it was merely a probing attack.

This is a feint!

At this moment, Fat Tiger had already leaped high into the air, with nowhere to gain leverage; in a flash, Lin Xiang pushed off the ground with both feet and started moving rapidly, aiming at the fat cat in mid-air, and swung the net a second time.

Logically speaking, even if Lin Xiang is incredibly fast and has long arms and legs, this distance should be absolutely safe.

However, to Fat Tiger's surprise, Lin Xiang actually threw himself into a diving tackle and used a fish leap to make up for the last stretch of distance!

"thump--"

Lin Xiang landed in a flat-ground fall.

"Meow—"

Fat Tiger was turned upside down and put into the net bag.

Thanks to the heavy weight of the net, he easily escaped Xu Yue's arrest in the afternoon.

However, precisely because the net was so heavy, his frantic struggles were futile.

"The net is a bit heavy, I just want to put it down and rest for a bit."

Lin Xiang explained expressionlessly, patting the slightly dirty corner of his clothes.

"But you broke your promise and ran away beforehand. Don't blame me for taking action early too."

"QAQ Meow!"

Fat Tiger is about to faint from anger.

How wicked! How could this human cub be so evil?!

However, if such a ruthless person wanted to arrest him, then his capture was only a matter of time.

Well, let's just accept reality.

Although he would never be a slave, it wouldn't be impossible if he were provided with food and lodging.

Thinking this, Fat Tiger lay down peacefully and stopped struggling.

It licked its testicles with lingering reluctance, as if parents were bidding farewell to their children who were about to embark on a long journey.

"..."

Lin Xiang looked on, seemingly wanting to say something but holding back.

This thing looks a bit like his high school cat, giving off a sense of it being almost supernatural.

But if you say she's smart, she doesn't seem to be that smart...

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The stars in the night sky were sparse.

In the warehouse of the Good Old Man's House, under the solemn gaze of everyone in the gang, Lin Xiang carried the net bag containing Fat Tiger into the house.

"Oh my god, you really caught me!"

"What a fat, chubby cat!"

"Junior, you're amazing!"

Jian Yueying happily accepted the net bag.

Unexpectedly, the number one criminal who had been giving the security department a headache was arrested and brought to justice!

This is a huge achievement; we can definitely apply for a much larger sum of activity funding in the second half of the year!

Fat Tiger, now inside the cat cage, had his airplane ears folded up, making him look round and chubby, and he kept breathing on the students watching.

What are you looking at? What are you looking at! Haven't you ever seen a handsome cat before?

Do you have any cat treats? I'm asking you, do you have any cat treats? Are you from Erdolong?

The people were so afraid of being choked by the spit that they dared not get close.

"Behave yourself."

Lin Xiang squatted in front of the cat cage with a blank expression.

"Or I'll cut off your balls right now."

Fat Tiger immediately lowered his arrogant head and gave a fawning smile.

Just kidding, he was just faking it, hehe.

"Senior Jian, if there's nothing else, I'll head back now."

"Alright, you get back to work, we'll take care of the rest. Thanks for your hard work today, Brother Lin Xiang!"

"Meow..."

Fat Tiger seemed to lament the impermanence of cat life, and collapsed in dejection.

So why can't we get him a bigger cat cage? This cage is a bit cramped for him to lie in...

Okay, that's already the biggest one.

Alas, who would have thought that Fat Tiger, who had dominated half his life, would end up in such a state?

Then his gaze fell on Nobita who was passing by, and his eyes widened.

This girl is really beautiful!

Huh? She winked at me!

Hehe~ She has feelings for me...

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The night sky was sparsely lit by stars, and the boy walked silently toward the dormitory area.

To be honest, Gian is quite hard to catch.

He had been waiting since he finished training at 5 p.m., and finally got the guy to show up around 7 p.m.

Now that we've finished our work, it's already 8 p.m., and most of the cafeteria's food stalls are closed.

Where should we get dinner...?

As Lin Xiang was pondering, he felt someone tap him on the shoulder from behind.

Turning around, I saw the girl's bright eyes.

Shi Yuqi wore a white puff-sleeved short T-shirt paired with light-colored cropped jeans, which accentuated her slender figure; on her feet were a pair of off-white low-top canvas shoes, revealing half of her slender and fair ankles.

Even though there were no streetlights along this stretch of road, her figure seemed to glow, brightening the surrounding summer night.

"Hey! Junior, what a coincidence!"

Shi Yuqi was carrying a large plastic bag, as if she had just finished stocking up on goods. "You're out shopping too?"

"No, I just gave a cat to Senior Sister Jian."

As they walked, Lin Xiang told her the story of arresting Pang Hu.

Perhaps due to the poor lighting, the two of them tacitly slowed their pace.

"I've heard about that cat too, it's incredibly hard to catch, you're amazing!"

After hearing the whole story, Shi Yuqi gave a thumbs up.

"And you? You're not hurt, are you?"

She noticed that Lin Xiang was covered in dirt, and her tone became somewhat worried.

"Basic operations."

Lin Xiang waved his hand dismissively.

Diving save is a common defensive skill in badminton, which involves actively sacrificing one's center of gravity to save a shot that is at a critical point.

Although the fall may appear to be very painful, there is actually a complete force dissipation process, so it will not cause any harm to the body.

Compared to a smash that can easily reach speeds of 300 kilometers per hour, Fat Tiger is still too slow.

"Yes! I'm glad you're alright."

Shi Yuqi breathed a sigh of relief, then blinked. "Speaking of which, junior, you probably haven't had dinner yet, have you?"

"Hmm, not yet."

Before Lin Xiang could finish speaking, Shi Yuqi took a bottle of apple cider vinegar out of a plastic bag and handed it to him.

"I haven't eaten either~ Let's go check out the food stalls near the school gate! I know a few that are amazing, I think they'd suit you!"

"...Also?"

Lin Xiang rested his chin on his hand in thought.

In principle, top badminton players should not be tempted by food stalls.

However, due to special circumstances today, I missed dinner at the cafeteria, which is a last resort.

Moreover, the senior student said it suited him, so it probably isn't some junk food.

"By the way, you'll be starting military training right after the National Day holiday, right? Let me tell you about it."

"it is good."

This is official business, so let's go.

With this in mind, Lin Xiang finally felt at ease.

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