RBCT Chapter 132 Snow Leopard Premiere
Chapter 132 Snow Leopard Premiere
Chapter 132 Snow Leopard Premiere
"My lord, you have changed."
Ye Qin didn't have a night show at night, so he stayed in his room and watched the TV. There was no other reason. Today is the premiere of "Snow Leopard".
"Brother, don't look at the Three Kingdoms, just jump to the Mango Terrace."
Lin Bin stared straight at the screen with both eyes, and saw Liu Bei played by Yu Hewei, his eyes were blurred, his face was flushed, and he looked drunk.
Zhao Yun, played by Nie Yuan, advised: "My lord, you have changed. You have become intoxicated, greedy for pleasure..."
"Presumptuous, are you teaching me a lesson?" Yu Hewei was drunk and furious, throwing his cup violently.
"Zhao Yun can't stay any longer."
"You will not be my master anymore!"
Pfft, Ye Qin couldn't help laughing, a certain voice engraved in DNA echoed in his ears automatically: "Leave him alone, continue playing music, continue dancing!"
bang bang bang bang bang bang~
"Brother, is there any joke in this?" The second monk Lin Binzhang was puzzled.
Ye Qin chuckled, "There is no need for a joke, because the whole drama of "New Three Kingdoms" is just a big joke."
Sun Ce, played by Bai Zhantang, got the jade seal and told Sun Jian excitedly: "Congratulations, dad can be called emperor."
Cao Cao said that there are [-] steamed buns, and Liu Bei will have to eat them for half a month. The point is not the arithmetic problem, but Ah Man made the steamed buns?
Also, Dong Zhuo called his son-in-law Li Ru "Brother Li", and all kinds of outrageous lines simply maxed out the IQ of the audience.
Who compiled this book?
Hey, it's Zhu Sujin, one of the screenwriters of "Let the Bullets Fly".
In his previous life, he was young and had little knowledge of the history of the Three Kingdoms. Ye Qin watched it with gusto, and kept rewatching it. Now that he was reborn, he frowned. How dare this be called a drama of the history of the Three Kingdoms?
Compared with "War God Zhao Zilong" produced by Yongle, at most [-] steps laugh at [-] steps.
Going to "ask" Zhu Sujin, he said proudly, "Actually, my historical knowledge is in a mess. Reading the comic strips of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is more interesting than reading books, because I really can't read the books at the end."
Good guy, just shoot "Dream of Red Mansions" with Li Shaohong, don't you read the original work for a pee.
It is worth mentioning that he is also the editor-in-chief of "Kangxi Dynasty", which is also full of slots.
Therefore, serious dramas are sometimes not serious.
Such a comparison, "Snow Leopard", which is against the God of War drama, is more pleasing to Ye Qinyue's eyes.
Lin Bin anxiously said: "Brother, since you said that "New Three Kingdoms" is not good, quickly change the channel, "Snow Leopard" will be broadcast soon!"
"Don't worry, Brother Bin, the commercial will take another 5 minutes."
Ye Qin was stubborn, so he changed the channel to Mango Channel. At the same time, holding a Meizu M8, he read the bib news written on the day of the premiere:
"What is the hottest urban idol drama in 2010? "Watch Meteor Shower Together".
What is the hottest costume idol drama in 2010? "myth".
What is the hottest historical drama in 2010? "New Three Kingdoms".
And in 2010, what was the hottest anti-war film?
I starred in "Snow Leopard"!
On the 20th, the prime time of Shonan Satellite TV will be with you. "
110 words, no more.
In the past 8 days, I have over 4 likes and over [-] comments and reposts. This level of activity, I admit, is part of me.
Moreover, the hottest one on the top was posted by the nickname "Male God Licking Dog", "Is it better than "Bright Sword"?"
Ye Qin simply replied: "Li Yunlong has this army, if he dares to behead Yoshio Shinozuka, Kazuki Yamamoto can't keep it!"
That's right, it's just a question and answer.
But it was like a stone falling into the water, splashing water, which aroused heated discussions among fans on the scarf.
[So dragging?It's not good to take off! 】
[Anti-war drama?It's not enough to tear devils with your hands, Erlang appears as a god and descends to the earth to torture and kill little devils? 】
[Upstairs +1, Demon respects the building: You are the one who brought the devil here?Xie Jianxian: Huang Jun asked me to bring you a message, as long as you can hand over your gun, Huang Jun promises... Demon Zunlou: Get out!Xie Jianxian really rolled away, and then Huang Jun ran away with all his courage]
[Compared to "Bright Sword"?For the sake of you being the number one V, I will reluctantly take a look at it]
[Small forest report, must watch]
[Hello sister, Xiaoshu +1]
[Where the leader's tongue is licked is where ten thousand dogs are; where the leader's tongue is licked is where the dogs are going; where the leader's tongue is licked is where a hundred thousand dogs charge! 】
【…】
In the past few days, a snow leopard craze has been warmed up.
Everything is ready, just waiting for the explosion.
………………
Sichuan-Chongqing Satellite TV is currently broadcasting episode 55, Zhou Lang's ingenious plan to secure the world, lost his wife and lost his army.
The fat father held the remote control in his hand, and lay on his side on the sofa, enjoying the cool air from the air conditioner, fascinated by it.
Shen Cong is a sophomore in high school this year, and it's summer vacation.He walked to the TV, blocked the screen and said, "Old man, today I let you play on the computer, and give me the remote control."
"You son of a bitch, these days I told you to give up to me, why are you so generous now!" Fatty Shen said in surprise.
Shen Cong curled his lips, "Of course I want to watch TV dramas."
"Okay, let's change after I finish reading "Three Kingdoms." Fatty Shen maintained a lazy posture and reached out to pick up a handful of peanut kernels.
"No, give it to me now, the TV series is about to start!"
Shen Cong hurriedly flew towards Fatty Shen, snatched the remote control away, and frantically fast-forwarded the channel.
"You son of a bitch, turn the channel back to me!"
"You've seen "New Three Kingdoms", why don't you watch it again! Old man, I recommend this one to you, I hope you like it."
As Shen Cong spoke, the channel was finally tuned to Mango TV. At this time, the opening song of "Snow Leopard" sounded, a piece of pure music full of urgency.
In just one minute, frame by frame, the protagonist is revealed, compact and coordinated.
Fatty Shen raised his eyebrows when he saw Ye Qin in the military uniform of the national army: "This is the drama you promoted, and it was played by your handsome and scumbag idol?"
Shen Cong raised his chin proudly, and hummed, he was following the movement of the dog licking leader's scarf in real time.
As long as it has something to do with Ye Qin, as a member of the Dog Licking Cult, he must help out.
Fatty Shen immediately lowered his face, his face was livid, "Don't look at it, give me the remote control."
"Why, why, old man, you haven't watched it yet?"
"You son of a bitch has a problem with your brain. What are you watching in anti-war movies?"
"Why can't you watch anti-war movies?"
Fatty Shen's face was full of disgust, "There are so many anti-Japanese war movies, the only ones I can watch are "Bright Sword", "Chamamasma", and "My Leader, My Regiment"!"
Shen Cong said unconvinced: "This one is different, Ye Qin said it can be compared to "Bright Sword"!"
"What nonsense." Fatty Shen curled his lips. ""Bright Sword", it can be half of "Bright Sword", I will buy you sneakers!"
Suddenly, the title song ends, the first picture is black and white, and Ye Qinpei's voice at the same time is thick and deep, telling the background of the incident:
"On the night of January 1932, 1, the Japanese army suddenly launched an attack on the Zhabei area of Shanghai. The No. 28 Route Army of the National Revolutionary Army stationed in Shanghai fought back, and the 'January 19' Songhu War of Resistance kicked off."
In the blink of Fatty Shen's eyes, a grenadier popped out of the first shot, and with a bang, the next shot was the scene of the shell exploding in the burning position.
His obese body shook violently, apparently startled by the fierce and fierce battle at the beginning.
Da da da, the Devils machine guns fired wildly.
Under the intensive mortar bombardment, a certain battalion of the [-]th Army led by Chen Zhenglun resisted steadily and struggled to support.
Broken walls, rubble everywhere, utility poles toppled, three-wheeled motorcycles exploded, flames shot into the sky, and the battle scenes with exquisite settings left Fat Shen speechless all of a sudden, and his eyes were deeply attracted.
This kind of opening is a battle, just like "Bright Sword", Li Yunlong's new regiment fights against Bantian United.
"How, how, old man?" Shen Cong asked.
"Turtle son, what's the hurry, it's only been a few minutes, you can see a ghost at the beginning!"
About 10 minutes later, the Guizi United came up and saw that the position was lost, but at this time, Zhou Wen, played by Ye Qin, and Wang Manchun, who were trapped in the position and could not escape, confessed their love to each other.
Fatty Shen felt as if he had eaten half a fly in his mouth.
But when half an episode passed, the shock caused by the abrupt emotional drama slowly disappeared, and I began to feel novelty about the novel plot routines.
Especially when Ye Qin faced the two devil warriors, instead of other anti-war drama heroes saving the United States, blindly reckless, shooting and fighting, he used his money ability.
He likes that sentence the most, "Neon people are not allowed to enter".
That's right, why the hell do you allow you to be unrestrained in the territory of the Huaxia people? I am the first person from Sichuan to refuse to accept it!
Just like "Fist of Fury", Bruce Lee kicked and smashed the "Chinese and dogs not allowed" sign, and stuffed the paper with "Sick Man of East Asia" into the neon man's mouth little by little, especially to cheer up.
10 minutes two, 10 minutes three, until the end of an episode, seeing Ye Qin shoot and kill a warrior of Beichen's one-sword style because of impulse, the stationmaster of Zhongtong Shanghai Station played by Philosopher Wu said:
"The Neon people put a lot of pressure on them. This incident has already alarmed Jinling..."
"Everything must be based on the overall situation. We must get this matter done and arrest him. As for how to deal with it, we will talk about it later."
"As long as his father is not a Neon man, go and catch him."
Fatty Shen didn't get angry, and cursed: "Fuck, qtmd's overall situation is the most important thing."
Shen Cong leaned over: "Old man, what do you think?"
"What's the matter, this is only one episode, watch another episode, and see how he acts in the future, if you rob the prison, you son of a bitch, return the remote control to me."
Then, in the second episode, Fatty Shen made a train pass.
When the Japanese army and the Guo Party searched Zhou Wen throughout the city, they hid in the old house and were still arrested. Fatty Shen wondered how to rescue Zhou Wen?
When the students demonstrated and demanded Zhou Wen's release, it was of no avail, so Fatty Shen stepped in and asked Chen Zhenglun to lead the army!
Just as he thought, when Wang Manchun and others asked Chen Zhenglun to send troops, the Guo army who had supported them surrounded the camp and pointed their guns at his own people. In the stalemate, Chen Zhenglun had no choice but to do anything, and Fatty Shen cursed in a low voice: "Fuck, yes Able to beat devils!"
When the characters in the play were at their wit's end to rescue Zhou Wen, Fatty Shen also scratched his head and ears.
Next, apart from the fat god soldiers descending from the sky, and all the members of Yan Shuangying going out to rob the prison, what else can be done——
To secretly replace Zhou Wen's civet cat with a death row prisoner for the crown prince, there was an unexpected but reasonable surprise in an instant.
Wonderful!
"Hey, how's it going, old man?" Shen Cong smiled.
Fatty Shen rolled his eyes quite arrogantly: "This is a good show, for the sake of killing the devil, I will forcefully continue watching it with you tomorrow."
(End of this chapter)