Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Chapter 141 Unlucky Bear 2

Ocean Park, KFC

Using her "special status," Jiang Ling managed to secure a small but fairly clean private room in a crowded chain restaurant.

Unlimited McNuggets, piled high like small hills; unlimited Golden Sand Chicken Wings, Original Recipe Chicken, French Fries, and Coke, all served with priority...

"Meiyu... your boyfriend is amazing..." Ouyang Kexin murmured blankly as she looked at the scene.

"Hmph~ It's just so-so, it's only useful in situations like this."

Li Meiyu's mouth was stuffed full of beef patties from a Big Mac.

His cheeks were puffed out like a hamster's, and he spoke indistinctly, with some sauce still stuck to the corner of his mouth.

Her petite figure lay comfortably on the sofa in the private room.

Jiang Ling is massaging her legs.

Ouyang Kexin silently ate her fries, feeling like she had been force-fed a mouthful of invisible dog food, and had a strange feeling in her heart that she couldn't describe.

So she lowered her head, silently took out her phone, and opened a pinned chat window to seek comfort.

Seeing this, Li Meiyu stopped teasing her best friend and went over with a grin, putting on a strategist's act.

"Kexin, want to chat with your knight?"

"Hmm..." Ouyang Kexin nodded, pouting slightly in annoyance.

"Miyu, you're so mean! You fed them so much PDA, I definitely have to complain to my brother about your sins!"

"Come on, let the experienced Miyu teach you a few tricks on how to chat with a tsundere type—I guarantee you'll be able to understand that virgin's mind!"

Li Meiyu patted her chest and made a firm promise.

Jiang Ling really wanted to say, "I'm sorry, I'm not a virgin anymore..."

Well then, I'll take a short nap while they chat.

"Oh my god~ Kexin, you have such sexy photos in your album! I'll send you some animated GIFs...hehe..."

"Huh?! No! This...this photo can't be posted..."

Ouyang Kexin's face instantly turned as red as a ripe apple. She hurriedly tried to cover her phone, "My brother will think I'm a... very lewd bad girl..."

"It's okay~ I've already sent it for you!"

Li Meiyu's fingers moved with lightning speed, clearly having completed her wicked act, a sly look on her face.

"I told you to take the initiative! Trust me, he'll reply within thirty seconds at most!"

Jiang Ling: ……

What?! It's Mom's suggestive photos?!

I must get to the scene as soon as possible.

He immediately stood up, his expression normal: "I'm going to the restroom, you guys play first."

The two girls were huddled together, staring at their phone screens.

Nobody paid him any attention; he was subjected to the silent treatment by Xiao Kexin and Xiao Meiyu, and was completely ignored.

Jiang Ling: (◞‸◟)

KFC's restrooms are unisex; there is only one separate squat toilet in the entire area.

Just as Jiang Ling was about to push the door open and enter, a somewhat urgent yet shy voice came from behind her.

"Um... I... I'm in a bit of a hurry, could I... go first? It'll be quick... please... I've been holding it in for so long... I need to pee."

The speaker was a pretty young woman who wasn't particularly tall, but had a magnanimous figure. She looked somewhat familiar, and upon closer inspection, I remembered her name.

It seems like it was last time...

The female teacher in the school bus hijacking incident?

Liu Yishan's face flushed red, her pleading eyes looking at the other person pitifully, silently praying, "Please, give it to me..."

Although she was the one who started queuing here, Jiang Ling didn't look closely and thought there was no one in line, so she cut in front of her.

However, Liu Yishan glanced at his strong, muscular forearms and thighs that were as thick as her own waist.

I had no choice but to beg him to be lenient.

Waaah, if I'd known there was only one restroom nearby, I shouldn't have drunk so much raw Coke...

He didn't actually need to urinate, and waved his hand, saying, "Go ahead..."

"Thank you..." Liu Yishan breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly ran inside.

Soon after, a splashing sound came from inside.

But I won't listen to anything that isn't a loli's voice!

Jiang Ling stood at the end of the corridor with the composure of a gentleman and clicked on the second pinned post: 【Kexin Jiang】

The first pinned post is Meiyu, the second is Kexin, the third is Youyou, the fourth is Song Ruyu, and the fifth is Shen Yue...

To be honest, there's almost no space left to pin a post.

Ouyang Kexin: [Animated Image]

Jiang Ling swallowed hard, clicked on it, and then quickly swiped down with three fingers to take a screenshot.

Unfortunately, animated images cannot be screenshotted.

【Zawarudo—!】

Without the slightest hesitation, time stop was activated, and everything around them froze instantly.

He began racking his brains to figure out how to preserve Kexin's mother's precious swimsuit photo.

Damn it... You're so dense, think of something already!

On the other side, inside a private room.

As Li Meiyu was getting into her story, she suddenly noticed that Ouyang Kexin next to her was completely still, her long eyelashes not even blinking, like an exquisite doll.

She immediately realized—time had been frozen around her.

She was a little depressed.

What the hell is that blond-haired jerk up to...?

Stopping time while using the restroom?!

Could it be that the poop splashed up and stuck to his butt?

The first second has passed.

Jiang Ling scratched her head, staring at the photo on her phone screen, pacing back and forth in the narrow corridor, completely exasperated.

One point and a half seconds have passed.

Jiang Ling even tried pressing her eyes against the screen, attempting to memorize it pixel by pixel...

The second has passed.

Finally, Jiang Ling let out a long sigh and released the time stop.

I can't do anything, I can't change anything...

He could only watch helplessly as that precious blue and white swimsuit photo shattered and vanished in the center of the screen, turning into a jumble of pixels that could never be restored.

But soon, another message arrived: 【Reply 1 to receive the original image】

Jiang Ling: [111]

Clearly, Li Meiyu was using Kexin's phone to send messages.

Li Meiyu chuckled and handed the phone back to Kexin: "Look, she replied in less than ten seconds."

Looking at the chat history, Ouyang Kexin blushed and foolishly sent the original image.

"Huh?! Kexin! What are you doing?!" Li Meiyu's eyes widened, and she shouted as she lunged forward to grab the phone, but it was too late.

"Ugh, Miu..."

Ouyang Kexin was startled, and lowered her head shyly, her voice barely audible:

"Didn't you say... if I typed '1,' I'd send the original image to my brother? Since Brother A-Jiang has already seen it... then sending the original image doesn't really matter, right?"

"You idiot, Kexin!"

"Hey, that's not it..."

"Kexin is such a big idiot!"

"That's strategy! Do you understand strategy?!"

Li Meiyu gently tapped Ouyang Kexin's head, her expression one of exasperation:

"You have to play hard to get, be all lust! Boys these days fall for that! You can't be so honest!"

"Oh..." Ouyang Kexin nodded, seemingly understanding, "Do you and your boyfriend... also engage in platonic relationships?"

These words left Li Meiyu speechless for a moment, and she nodded guiltily, "Of course..."

However, in Miyu's dictionary, "pure desire" means simply satisfying one's lust...

Just as Jiang Ling was lamenting how cruel Heaven had been to her, she received the news.

I gasped, immediately added it to my favorites, and thankfully, the heavens have been kind to me...

In the toilet.

Liu Yishan had just finished urinating.

The alternating hot and cold sensations of cola and fried chicken in my stomach caused the urge to defecate to rise up.

He could only frown and squat back down in the pit.

tick... tick...

I could hear the sound of water dripping overhead; it was probably a leak from an old water pipe.

Liu Yishan didn't pay much attention and continued scrolling through her phone with her head down to distract herself.

Suddenly, something felt off in my subconscious...

The water droplets dripping from the ceiling... why does it seem like they're gradually moving towards me?

She looked up in confusion at the "leaking" ceiling.

Fortunately, the ceiling was not actually leaking.

Unfortunately, the ventilation duct's grille had been pried open at some point, and an ugly, enormous head with glowing organs, resembling that of a lanternfish, was peeking out from the gap.

The pale, pupil-less eyes stared intently at her.

From the gaping maw, thick, foul-smelling saliva dripped down, making a "drip, drip" sound...

"Huh?"

Liu Yishan's brain briefly went blank.

"It must be fake... I must be hallucinating because I'm too tired today..."

"Gurgle gurgle..."

The lanternfish-headed monster let out a low, strange laugh, like bubbles rising from underwater, and its saliva flowed even more, as if it were admiring the delicious fish meat struggling helplessly on the chopping board.

"ah--!"

P.S.: I have something to do today, so there won't be an extra update. Sorry...

However, I'd still like to ask for a small gift.