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Chapter 153 Catgirl Fragrant Grass [Bonus Chapter for "He Tong" Author~]



Chapter 153 Catgirl Fragrant Grass [Bonus Chapter for "He Tong" Author~]

Option 1: Catgirl Vanilla

[Synopsis: He pulls the catgirl Minamoto Kiyoko into the room and personally tells her what a catgirl should do for her master.]

[Reward: Cat Smile (200% feline friendliness; even the most hissing cat will smile when it sees you)]

Option Two: Cat, you can eat a hamburger.

[Synopsis: Blindfold the catgirl Gen Kiyoko, then feed her a hamburger and make her guess what brand it is. If she guesses correctly, she has to say "Great!"]

[Reward: Unlimited KFC burger refill card]

Option 3: A real cat

[Synopsis: The story involves teaching Kiyoko to meow like a cat and feeding her cat food.]

[Reward: Cat Girl Buff (You can transform Kiyoko into a real cat, and gain cat buffs such as night vision, agility, and guaranteed roll upon landing)]

Shocking! Absolutely shocking!

Jiang Ling thought that, given the nature of the system girl's magic pill...

The "cat girl" option will likely include choices involving cat abuse.

did not expect.

Surprisingly, all three options were so peaceful this time...

Clearly, the system girl must be the number one cat-loving girl in the cat-loving area!

"I choose... number three!"

……

"Eh...?!!"

When Kiyoko heard that she had to pose as if begging for food,

Her already flushed face turned an even redder, and she shook her head like a rattle drum.

"Da me~ Da me da me..."

"We agreed not to do that kind of thing...you can't go back on your word!"

"I'll pay more!"

"Uh... more money too..."

"Three million US dollars, all you have to do is learn to meow like a cat, and then eat what I feed you. There's absolutely no sex involved."

Ultimately, it was money he got for free from Yuan Qingzi, so he didn't feel any remorse. Or rather, he would find various reasons to return the money.

"Three million?!" Kiyoko was stunned.

Wow, that's incredibly wealthy...

Even at his peak, Vadasi, who had three hundred million US dollars, couldn't match such immense wealth.

"Yuan Qingzi, think about your family..." Jiang Ling coaxed the kitten gently, a wicked smile playing on her lips.

"Don't you want your family to have a better life?"

"Don't you want your family to think more highly of you?!"

"Are you willing to live in your sister's shadow for the rest of your life?!"

"Could it be...?"

"Wait a minute... I, I understand, but let me make this clear beforehand, I, I'm a very powerful exorcist... If you dare to do, do anything indecent..."

"They'll hit you hard!"

……

"Oh my gosh~ So delicious~ I want another one, waaaah, what brand of white chocolate is this? It's so fragrant and sweet, and it even has hazelnuts... Meow~"

Losing a few pieces of white chocolate from Miyu's snack bar melted away Kiyoko's last shred of composure, causing her to let out a soft, cat-like moan.

As expected of Li Meiyu—you can doubt Meiyu-sama's intelligence, doubt Meiyu-sama's height, doubt Meiyu-sama's bra size...

But you absolutely cannot doubt Miyu-sama's expertise in [the original flavor of ingredients].

Regarding food choices.

Especially snacks.

She has reached a level where no one before her has ever been before, and no one after her has ever been able to surpass her; even the Heavenly Dao of the Ox King has to give her some respect.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing the mission. You have received the Catgirl buff.]

【Cat girl buff】

[Description: When a beautiful loli dressed as a catgirl maid stands within 50 meters of you, you can transform her into a real cat, gaining cat-like buffs such as night vision and agility.]

[Side effect: You can speak cat language]

[Ding! Hidden quest triggered!]

This task has no options, no penalties, and no time limit!

[Mission: Infiltrator]

[Synopsis: Taking Kiyoko, who has turned into a cat, around Akihabara, he flirts with Kaoru-chan right in front of her.]

[Reward: Special catnip (applyable to the skin)]

What else can we do?

Of course I accepted!

……

Kiyoko felt ashamed.

The mighty Onmyoji actually had to meow for delicious chocolate.

But there was nothing we could do; on the one hand, he was giving us too much money.

On the other hand, hehe~ chocolate is so delicious...

Within the mental space.

The second personality, Gen Kiyoko, with a gloomy face, almost floated over, grabbed Big Head by the ear, lifted him up, and told him:

"Dignity! Dignity! Gen Kiyoko, have you even fed your dignity as a great Onmyoji to the dogs?"

"A few chocolates and you think a few million dollars is enough to appease you?"

"How foolish! How ignorant! How utterly unreasonable!"

Of course, these thoughts can only be kept to oneself.

There was no other way; the time she could possess the main personality was limited, and she had to save it for crucial moments.

In addition, that bastard Jiang Ling didn't actually do anything outrageous.

So she turned a blind eye, at most silently imagining the scene of him wearing cat ears and becoming a cat servant, crawling at her feet.

Jiang Ling stretched out her hand and whispered, "Transform for me!"

next second.

The bewildered catgirl maid transformed into a chubby white ragdoll cat. At the same time, the primary personality went into a dormant state, and the secondary personality took over.

"Huh?!!"

Yuan Erqingzi was taken aback at first, and then he put his hands together to form a hand seal, but unexpectedly his vision rose rapidly.

"Alright, from now on you're my pet." Jiang Ling smiled and ruffled the ragdoll cat in her arms, giving it a deep sniff on the back of its neck, letting out a satisfied sigh.

"Oh my gosh~ Kitten~"

"Meow meow meow meow—meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow—(Aaaaaaah—! You bastard, you yellow-haired bastard! I will kill you aaaaaah—!)", Genji Kiyoko roared loudly.

Jiang Ling was taken aback when he heard her voice, then stroked his chin and smiled:

"Oh, I didn't expect that turning into a catgirl would awaken my second personality... *suckling sounds*"

"Heh, you blond bastard, a mere transformation technique? Watch me undo it in three seconds!" Genji Kiyoko's eyes were icy cold. "Once I transform back, you can just wait to die. Prepare to bear the wrath of a great Onmyoji!"

Then, Genji Kiyoko, transformed into a ragdoll cat, closed her eyes, her long beard trembling slightly, as if she were brewing something.

Jiang Ling smiled and said, "The first second has passed."

"The second has passed..."

"The third second..."

"Shut up! This is so noisy, you bastard... I'll be able to solve it soon..." Genji Kiyoko tried various methods, but was surprised to find that they were all useless.

What's going on?! What's going on?!

Am I destined to be a cat for the rest of my life?

She tried to wake up Da Tou, but found that in cat mode, the main personality would be forced into a deep sleep, and the body would be under her complete control without any time restrictions.

"What's wrong? It's been almost ten minutes and you still can't untie it?" Jiang Ling teasingly stroked the cat's head, unable to help but sigh.

Why do such adorable creatures as cats exist in the world?

"Damn it, don't touch my head!"

"Come here, meow~"

Genji Kiyoko struggled fiercely, opening her small mouth to bite his arm hard, looking as if she were about to burst into a rage.

—The last Hadid of the Hadid Continent, the Puppet Hadid.

Good cats come and eat cat treats, bad cats come and eat my war trampling!

Euler—

Cat Head took a punch to the head, but still didn't stop hissing. He truly deserves to be the last Emperor of the Huffing Continent.

"If you breathe on me again, I won't turn you back!"

The moment those words were uttered, the once-genius "Cat Burning with Hatha" power plummeted, turning him into a useless piece of trash with only the third level of Hatha power...

Genji Kiyoko knew very well that his miraculous transformation technique far surpassed ordinary transformation arts.

The one who tied the knot must untie it.

If that blond guy can turn her into Hakimi, he can definitely turn her back into a human. Think about it, how did he turn her into a cat back then?

Chocolate, yes! It was eating his chocolate that turned him into a cat!

After you turn back, you absolutely cannot eat chocolate. And then, you have to give him a good beating—to let him know the consequences of angering a great Onmyoji.

However, all of this is based on the premise that we must first become human again.

Be patient, then stab him in the back!

Genji Kiyoko's eyes flickered, and she asked softly, "Will you really turn me back into a human?"

"Of course."

"Then...then, meow~"

Defeat today – Kujo Ryou and Genji Kiyoko.


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