Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Chapter 155 The Cat's Scheme

"Hey... Brother A-Jiang, what's this...?"

Ouyang Kexin noticed the cute ragdoll cat perched on his shoulder, and her girlish heart instantly fluttered. She couldn't help but reach out to pet the cat.

Yuan Erqingzi, who had been charging up for an attack, suddenly lost her energy and was held by her niece. She was also afraid that she would hurt Kexin if she moved too much.

"This is my cat~ Its name is... Xiao Ha, what do you think, isn't it cute?" Jiang Ling smiled and rubbed the cat's head, earning a big eye roll from the cat.

"Meow... (You bastard, I'm going to kill you!)"

Jiang Ling: "Meow~ (Hehe, I love how you can't stand me, but you can't do anything about it)"

"Pfft~ Brother A-Jiang, the kitten can't understand human meows."

When Ouyang Kexin saw the tall, muscular man bend down and meow in front of the cat, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.

I sensed a kind of fierce tiger within Ajahn Chah, yet gentle and tender in him.

Ya~ Sa~ Shi~ Yo~

Genji Kiyoko: "Meow—! (Damn it…!)"

"Hey, Kexin, come and hug Xiao Ha," Jiang Ling chuckled.

"Okay... sure, sure!"

Ouyang Kexin wanted to hug the cat anyway, so she readily agreed.

Now it's Genji Kiyoko who's feeling bad.

If it's that blond guy holding her, she might secretly scratch him a couple of times with her claws.

But now, she's being held in her niece's arms.

It could only grit its teeth and retract its claws, afraid of scratching Kexin's delicate skin.

"Come here, Kexin, let me give you a kiss~", Jiang Ling bent down and brought her lips close to hers, her eyes filled with affection.

Oh ho~

Ouyang Kexin's face turned red, and she swallowed.

Upon hearing this, Yuan Erqingzi became anxious, gently stepping on Kexin's forearm and making a urging meowing sound.

"Meow meow meow... (No, that kind of thing...)"

However, their lips were pressed together in an instant.

Pry open... exchange... tilt head back... detach...

All in one go!

His skill level is comparable to Liangzi eating braised meat.

You two...

Why is it so practiced? Why does it seem so natural...?

How many times have you two kissed?!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing the hidden mission and obtaining special catnip (appliable to apply)]

【Item: Special Catnip (Applyable)】

[Description: Resembling toothpaste, it can be applied to any object and has a fatal attraction for cats. Even if you smear it on dog poop, cats will run to lick it (please do not feed cats dog poop!)]

[Side effect: It has a cooling sensation when applied to the skin.]

"Little Ha~ You can eat cat treats..." Ouyang Kexin didn't prepare any food to feed the cat.

However, the place where the two agreed to meet happened to be right in front of a large cat café, so Ouyang Kexin easily bought cat treats.

Genji Kiyoko: ...

What's going on?

Do you expect me, a dignified Onmyoji, to lick the food of lowly beasts?

That kind of thing is absolutely impossible!

"Huh? Aren't you going to eat? Are you already full?" Ouyang Kexin asked, a little disappointed.

I bought the most expensive cat treats.

But the cat wouldn't cooperate and wouldn't eat a single bite...

Seeing his eldest niece's disappointed expression, Genji Kiyoko felt a pang of sympathy.

But soon, his inner pride pushed him back.

I won't eat it, I'd rather die than eat it...

"Come on, Kexin, Xiaoha is picky. She only eats it if you put wasabi on it," Jiang Ling said, pulling out a tube of toothpaste that looked like wasabi as if by magic.

Then, I squeezed a little green paste onto my index finger.

"Come on, Xiao Ha, come and swallow," Jiang Ling said, extending her index finger to urge her to eat.

Genji Kiyoko: ...

"I won't... I won't... uh... I won't..."

An indescribable scent entered her nostrils, neither fragrant nor foul, but simply alluring, ten or even nine points alluring... no, alluring to cats!

She didn't want to.

But, her body moved over uncontrollably, and she stuck out her barbed tongue to lick the catnip.

"How amazing, there are actually cats that love wasabi?" Ouyang Kexin squeezed some "wasabi" into her hand.

Genji Kiyoko, with a sullen face, went to lick the catnip from her palm.

She has a kind of aloof goddess vibe, cough cough...

"Meow... (Bastard, you made me feel so embarrassed... I must get my revenge!)" Genji Kiyoko curled up in Kexin's arms, glaring at the culprit who stole the dignity of the Great Onmyoji.

"Let's go, Kexin, let's go buy the things you mentioned we need for the school festival."

"Um!"

An hour and a half later.

I've ordered all the props needed for the school festival, including cardboard, stickers, balloons, and some frozen food, and asked the vendor to deliver them to the school in a few days.

Sunset West Mountain.

The streets of Akihabara were less crowded.

"Thank you, Brother A-Jiang... for being willing to accompany me to do these troublesome things."

Ouyang Kexin's little face was flushed and she was incredibly cute. The little girl's mom, after sweating, had a faint milky scent.

What does "Loli Milk Fragrance" mean?

This is called Lolita Milk Fragrance, sweet and refreshing, and just smelling it can make you live longer.

Add to that Kexin's adorable, drool-like eyes when she smiles, and she's practically a carbon copy of Changfeng's mom!

"By the way, Brother Jiang... could you go shopping with me for some clothes?" Ouyang Kexin said softly, her face flushed, as if she had just remembered something.

"Okay~", Jiang Ling nodded, not understanding why Ke Xin wanted to buy clothes.

He actually looked shy...

But he soon understood.

Oh, so you brought him here to buy women's underwear?

The first time I walked into a store that was full of lingerie, I felt a little uncomfortable, with the clean and tidy lingerie displayed in front of me.

A dazzling array of products, everything imaginable: cute, sexy, front-opening, back-opening...

Ouyang Kexin ran inside to try on underwear.

Jiang Ling sat on the sofa playing on his phone, while Yuan Erqingzi, sulking, lay on his lap with a look of utter despair.

Genji Kiyoko's gaze fell on the light-colored underwear not far away.

A flash of inspiration struck her, and she came up with a brilliant way to get revenge on Jiang Ling!

"Heh...you blond bastard, let me show you what it's like to be called a pervert by a woman!"

Genji Kiyoko tiptoed to the front of the underwear.

She grabbed the sexiest and most revealing one and quietly crept up behind him.

I'll throw it on his head later.

At the same time, he shouted loudly, attracting a large group of girls to watch - Look there, there's a perverted blond guy with women's underwear on his head!

The plan is wonderful, even nine-tenths wonderful.

Hehehe, you're doomed! Hmph hmph hmph...

"Meow--!"

Genji Kiyoko chuckled and tossed out his panties.

[Smash! Valudo—!]

P.S.: There will be an extra chapter later... cough cough... yes.