Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Chapter 191 Where Did This One-Sided Pass Come From?

Ishiro City, Izumi Ramen Shop, second floor.

Ouyang Kexin sat obediently on her soft little bed, having a video call with the girl opposite her.

On the other side of the screen, Li Meiyu was wearing a well-tailored gray mother-daughter suit dress, her long hair styled into elegant low pigtails. Despite her petite, Lolita-like figure, she unexpectedly possessed a mature charm that blended innocence and allure.

Her petite figure paired with slightly mature clothing creates a contrasting charm that appeals to those with a "wife-like" or "lolita" aesthetic.

Li Meiyu was sitting at the large desk of Jiutiao Liang at this moment, with thick stacks of documents piled up in front of her.

She is reviewing the Kujo family's long-standing, untold secrets—

Disband those shady "white houses," shut down those inhumane "human laboratories," and cut off the filthy "adrenaline" trading routes...

Every document is steeped in bloodshed, violence, and crime.

That's why she needed to video call Kexin to "cleanse her eyes" with her cute best friend's pure smile and dispel the gloom in her heart.

"Miyu, your clothes... look so mature."

Ouyang Kexin's tone carried a hint of envy, yet also some hesitation, "Sometimes I want to try a more mature style, but... I'm afraid Brother Jiang won't like it..."

Li Meiyu, resting her chin on her hand, responded while processing documents. Even her delicate tone carried a layer of mature womanly "envelopment." She smiled and replied:

"If you want to wear it, you can try it out boldly, like... wearing a cute blue cat apron, then wearing a homely and gentle housewife-style dress, with a pair of thick white tights... that would be... cough, he would probably like it."

"Hmm... that kind of outfit..."

Ouyang Kexin's cheeks flushed slightly as she whispered, "I feel like it would be more appropriate to wait... wait until I'm pregnant and really become a mother before wearing it..."

She really wanted to say: "Miyu, you look just like a new mother who is just getting pregnant and is beginning to show her maternal glow."

But then I thought about it again, Miyu is only eighteen years old—isn't it a bit too early for her to be pregnant and have a big belly now?

Hmm... Miyu's petite, watermelon-bellied belly is so strange!

So, Miu has probably changed her style...

"Um... Miu..."

Ouyang Kexin's face turned even redder, her fingers unconsciously twisting the hem of her clothes, as if she wanted to say something difficult to say.

"Since you've called..."

"Well, there's something I want to tell you. Can you help me decide what to do?"

"What's wrong?" Li Meiyu stopped writing and looked at the screen curiously. "With a strategist... well, with strategist Meiyu around, everything can be solved..."

"About... Brother A-Jiang."

"I knew it," Li Meiyu muttered to herself, her thoughts a jumble of emotions.

"Huh? What did you say? I didn't hear you..."

"It's okay, go ahead and tell me, I'm listening."

Ouyang Kexin took a deep breath, as if gathering her courage, and said in a soft but clear voice, "I want...I want to have a baby with him..."

She paused, her cheeks flushed crimson. "Although Brother A-Jiang says he... he can control himself... so he's always very direct... but Brother A-Jiang always seems to have a lot of missions to attend to and is often not home. So, I think if we had a baby, even if Brother A-Jiang goes on a mission, the house wouldn't be so lonely, and I'd have a little life to take care of and keep me company... Besides, Brother A-Jiang said he'd marry someone, so shouldn't we start thinking about that?"

Click.

A slight, crisp sound.

Li Meiyu subconsciously tightened her fingers, accidentally breaking the expensive fountain pen in her hand.

She tossed the broken pen into the nearby trash can without batting an eye, as if it were just a piece of scrap paper.

Miyu needed a few seconds to calm her rapidly beating heart and surging emotions.

"Um…"

She tried to keep her voice calm and composed. "Are you... sure? Kexin, you're only eighteen. Isn't that too early?"

"I'm sure..." Ouyang Kexin's eyes were firm, filled with beautiful anticipation for the future: "I want to wait until Brother A-Jiang comes back next time, and then... I'll discuss it with him..."

"Let's do it later."

"Huh? Why... ah..." Ouyang Kexin was a little disappointed.

"At least... let's wait eleven months."

Li Meiyu gave a specific, somewhat strange, time.

"Why is it eleven months?" Ouyang Kexin was even more puzzled.

"Well, because...because..."

Li Meiyu's mind raced, and she thought, "Because...that's around your brother A-Jiang's birthday! You can give him the baby as the best birthday present, how meaningful!"

"Oh, is that so... But, Miyu, how did you know it's A-Jiang's birthday? He didn't tell me..."

Li Meiyu was drenched in sweat, turned her head away, and coughed lightly:

"Hmph~ Of course it was... that stinky blond guy who told them... They're from that 749 Bureau... good colleagues and good brothers."

"Hmm... okay then."

Ouyang Kexin was persuaded, and a sweet smile returned to her face.

She shyly covered her face, then rolled around happily on the bed: "I heard that having a baby too early isn't good for your health and makes it easier to have a C-section... so let's wait until next year! Miyu, you're the best!"

"Miyu, when are you coming back?"

After rolling around, Kexin leaned closer to the screen, her eyes sparkling, and asked, "I was thinking that when Brother A-Jiang is free, the four of us can go out and play together! Just like before!"

Going out for fun?

Li Meiyu sighed, her expression complex.

Before she knew that "Mr. Knight" meant "stinky blondie," she did have that thought, but... in this situation, what's the point of playing with his butt?

"If Kexin knew the truth, she would go crazy, wouldn't she?"

"And that stinky blond guy, that pervert must have imagined Miyu and Kexin lying in bed together wearing stockings... I don't want that kind of thing..."

Therefore, it's best to continue keeping it a secret.

"Yes, I'll be back in a few weeks."

In the next room, Ouyang Keling, with her ear pressed tightly against the wall, was already in tears.

She picked at the wallpaper, her little mouth pouting, her heart bubbling with bitterness: "My sister is planning to have a baby with my brother."

"But she's never even kissed her brother on the lips..."

She turned her head and looked at the calendar hanging on the wall.

There are still three months until the extremely difficult spring entrance exam for Shilu University.

As long as you get into university...

"Brother, you no longer have a reason to use 'you're too young' as an excuse to reject Ling, right?"

Ramen shop, first floor.

"Oh my, Miko, when did you get this cat? But it doesn't seem to know anyone at all."

An auntie who frequents the store wanted to hug Yuan Erqingzi, but she nimbly dodged her and gave a haughty snort.

Yuan Meizi smiled broadly, picked up the cat, and rubbed against it.

"It happened to rain three days ago, and it came into the store to take shelter from the rain. We fed it some beef, and then it stayed."

"Maybe it's because it's more attached to me, right, Little Mimi?"

Genji Kiyoko nuzzled against her older sister, meowing.

wow-

The sliding door opened.

Exhausted, Gen Kiyoko staggered in like a little zombie, panting heavily, so weak she had to lean against the wall...

She went back to work.

Of course, she wasn't going to work for Jiang Ling—for some reason, he hadn't been home for the past few days, so Yuan Qingzi found a job exorcising spirits at a local shrine.

We must travel everywhere, to the dark corners of society, to eliminate evil spirits.

Of course, the reason I was particularly tired today was because when I passed through Shichuan Street, I encountered a powerful female ghost following behind a little girl with black-rimmed glasses and black stockings.

In the past, she could have killed them with a single punch, but for some reason, her power has recently diminished by more than half, and she can only barely seal it in the bracelet. She'll deal with it another day...

……

The American coconut person is numb.

I never expected to find myself floating on the road.

He was inexplicably struck by a series of smooth, quick attacks from a witch who suddenly appeared from the street corner, almost causing his soul to be scattered—so much so that his true form was sealed inside the magical bracelet on her wrist.

Only one lingering spirit escaped and clung to Yan Youyou.

Her current strength is no match for some little brats; it's truly a cruel twist of fate... no, a cruel twist of destiny...

……

"Hmm... I'll continue writing in my diary."

After taking a shower, Yan Youyou lay in bed and, after finishing her writing, decided to write down everything that had happened that day.

[Date: Sunny turning partly cloudy]

On my way to school this morning, I heard the news on the car radio that Mr. Aikun has been officially promoted to principal of Shilu Academy. Congratulations!

[During the second period, I secretly sent a message to A-Ling, but she didn't reply... *sobs*]

[During the third period, I was called to the lab by senior Shen Yue to help out… I needed to wear a mask and gloves, apply her newly developed “special condensed milk” to all the bread samples used in the experiment, and then freeze them. To be honest, the smell of that condensed milk… it smelled a bit peculiar, faintly… a bit like A-Ling’s scent? Hmm, maybe I’m just missing him too much and hallucinating.]

[At noon, I ate my lunch alone on the rooftop. It's so lonely without Ah Ling around… After making sure no one was around, I secretly imagined Ah Ling as my chopsticks… (shy) Sigh, I can't control myself when I think of Ah Ling, um, I should say I'm hopelessly addicted… hehehe]

[This afternoon, I wasn't feeling too happy. Passing by the restroom in the teaching building, I ran into the new transfer student, Gu Meizi. She used to…bully me, so I really hate that girl. She saw me too, and for some reason, the way she looked at me was strange, a half-smile that made me very uncomfortable…and it reminded me of some bad things. I hope she won't bother me again.]

Gu Meizi came to our class. It's so annoying! She always stares at me with that vicious, snake-like look. It's really irritating!

On my way home from school, I ran into a small, white-haired shrine maiden. She suddenly stopped me, saying I was possessed by an evil spirit—a top-tier S-class demon, the kind that eats people alive—and insisted on "exorcising" me… Then she started gesturing wildly at the air around me, chanting incantations, and rolling around on the ground… getting herself covered in dust and dirt, which scared me so much I ran away. Thankfully, she didn't chase after me and ask for money… Probably a new kind of scam? Hmm, I should warn Ah Ling to be careful.

[Got home, ate, took a shower, wrote a novel, wrote in my diary... and, um, missed A-Ling. Want to play again... should I take another shower? Hmm... if I live with A-Ling in the future, and he sees me like this all the time... will he hate me? But I'm under so much pressure, I can only soothe my turbulent heart by fantasizing about A-Ling.]

[I really want to be scolded by Ah Ling... hit by Ah Ling... treated like... um, let's just skip this part... honestly, if someone saw this, they'd definitely think I'm a pervert!]

After finishing the last stroke, Yan Youyou turned off her phone screen, leaned back on the soft bed, and closed her eyes.

For a long time.

"Ugh... I miss Ah Ling again, damn it... I'm going to have a fierce battle with Sermo!"

Two minutes later.

Ultimately, they were no match for Lord Sermor.

Yan, the defeated Youyou, sighed, resignedly got up, and walked back towards the steamy bathroom.

Warm water washed over her body, and she squinted contentedly, gazing at the rising steam, murmuring to herself:

"Ah Ling... what are you doing right now?"

At this moment, Jiang Ling: "Oh ho ho ho—"

In the Chitose Onsen Ryokan in Hokkaido, inside the private stargazing bath for couples, Jiang Ling gasped, cursing under her breath, "How come this stargazing bath has a sensor button for cleaning the drum... and it's even automatic..."

Click—the flusher is turned off.

"Mmm-mmm-mmm—"

Lan Xinlan finished a large gulp of hot milk, then let out a long sigh, put down the cup, turned around, and sighed contentedly with a blush on her face:

"Soaking in a hot spring while drinking steaming hot milk is the most comfortable thing ever~"

However, before she could finish speaking—

Bang bang bang! Bang bang!

A series of sudden and piercing gunshots rang out from upstairs, instantly shattering the tranquility and comfort that had followed by the hot spring!

"Wow!"

Lan Xinlan was terrified, like a startled groundhog. She gasped and instinctively shrank back into the water, then frantically lunged at Jiang Ling, who was right next to her, cowering in his arms, her voice trembling.

"Gunshots? Ah Ling... there were gunshots upstairs!"

"Hmm? I remember that in the Hundred Fate Simulation, the Snow Bear Gang and the Wild Wolf Gang didn't break up and merge."

Jiang Ling frowned, gazing at the steaming ceiling, and murmured:

"Could it be the butterfly effect, or some other unexpected situation?"

He made a quick decision, stood up from the hot spring pool, water droplets sliding down his smooth muscle lines.

He casually grabbed a large bath towel from the side, wrapped it around his waist, then picked up the trembling Lan Xinlan and carried her back to the warm room, gently placing her on the soft bed.

Then, he pulled Song Ruyu, whose eyes were wandering and who seemed at a loss, over to him.

"Alan, stay here and don't move. Let Ayu protect you."

He turned to look at Song Ruyu, whose cheeks were still slightly flushed, smiled slightly, and whispered:

"I'll go up and see... what's going on."

[Observation Haki - Unleash!]

Then he saw—the Wild Wolf Gang and the Snow Bear Gang, suffering heavy casualties, were surrounding a strange man who was covering his mouth and nose with a bath towel and looked nonchalant.

Even more miraculously, strange "arrows" appeared all over his body, and all the bullets that were shot at him flew back.

[Open the box, activate the sinister eye!]

[Beep! A "Primordial Phase" level superhuman has been detected, and is wearing a soul-type magical artifact. Direct information cannot be obtained!]

[Investigating ability fluctuations... Summarizing...]

This exploration yielded only one key piece of information.

[Hidden Skill 1: "Vector Manipulation" - This skill can deflect all attacks and manipulate all "vectors" within its range...]

Jiang Ling: ╭(°A°`)╮

Where did this "One-Way Street" come from...?

P.S.: This is an extra chapter for "The Vienna Runaway Failed Student"~